The drive from the police office towards my own home was a rather ahort one or more like a 30min one if we wouldn't get stuck in a traffic jam which we soo were roght off the bet. It was as if someone wanted to give the detective a bit of time to have the chance to question me out. Needless to say that I didn't liked it one bit. Each minute tagt was passing was not very pleasant for me since I had to find a way to get ny notebook then deal with these two idiots as well as hide the fact that I was perfectly sane and about a couple of years mentally older stuck in a kids body. No one would believe me and no one would find out besides Nezu. Let's face ot that rat will find out anything.
Detective: So Izuku... Can I call you Izu?
Me: It would be an honor Sir. Knight.
Detective: Aldera Junior High huh... How is the school?
I was happy that I at least managed to change into my school uniform before my mother called and I started acting like crazy. It would have been weird if I were in my pyjama doing that. Now thinking about it, school uniform doesn't make it any better at all. If anything it makes me look more insane. Just imagine a kid in school unform dancing around like a crazy person and acting as if he was younger.... Since that was my goal anyways, I could stick to it.
Did you really just asked how school is?
How should school be?
School is school!
It's a nightmare on it's own!
I am just happy that I won't get eaten by books in my dreams!
Like just imagine some textbooks going after you and exam papers eating you up like a nice snack!
Yeah no thank ya!
I'll pass on that one!
Besides it's filled with bullies and everything!
How should school be?
It's definitely not kindergarten or a fairytale garden!
It's just school!
Really!
What a dumb question!
Me: Like school.
Detective: Any friends?
If you mean bullies then yes!
I have soo many of them that I can't even count them with my fingers!
I mean just put my whole class in it... Nah the whole school and you got the numbers of how many friends I have!
Me: Yup lots of them.
Detective: You know that lying is bad right?
Oh shit!
I forgot he has a truth telling quirk!
Damn it!
Now what?
How should I safe myself?
At this point of time... I think I did consider Bakugo as my friend... So I have one.. Then let's try answering this way!
Me: Yeah and?
Detective: Well you just told me a lie. That is very bad.
Me: I didn't!
Detective: Hm? Tell me why do your think you didn't?
Me: Because I have Kacchan as a friend. He has a lot of friends and his friends are also my friends.
Technically... I am not wrong!
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Crazy Bastard (Vigilante Deku)
FanfictionFate can be very cruel. That was something Izuku knew far too well. Thanks to his wits, his mother sold him off to be a pawn to her one and only love. With no other choice than being a villain, he was "gifted" or more like experimented on to gain an...
