The Perfect Party (Konosuba x Male Reader)

Chapter 16 (Crimson Village)

To whoever is reading this,

Ah! This is the life! Hanging out in for the first time outside of Axel and not seeing the same damn buildings 50 times over and over again, and instead, hanging out in a more rural feeling area. This is what I wanted!

-Signed (Y/N)

Location: -{Crimson Demon Village}-

Ah! Finally! The safest place that Yunyun knows! But... why is it called the Crimson Demon Village... oh wait, I almost forgot, her clan name IS called the Crimson Demons. 

Oh boy, ya better take a shot every time ya hear me say Crimson Demon cause you'll have a failed liver.

Anyways, going off of how Yunyun acted, I can have a rough assumption as to how they would act. Maybe they are a bunch of book nerds introverts like her, with a mastery of magic... but before I can actually enter the village, 4 caped figures jumped in front of me in ice, fire, wind and earth.

Caped guy 1: We felt a disturbance in the midst in the heart of our territory so we came. STATE YOUR REASON FOR VISITING INTRUDER! OR I'LL BURN YOU TO ASH!

He said whilst striking a bad pose.

Caped guy 2: Now now, you don't have to be THAT merciful, not only did he dare invade us, but he had the GALL to walk up alone! I say we must petrify him in eternal prison of ice!

That guy said whilst striking an even worse pose.

Caped girl: Instead of killing him right there and then, why don't I do the job as his soul shall forever be carved by me! 

Caped guy 4: HURRY UP WHY DON'T YOU! MY MAGIC IS ABOUT TO RUN WILD AND I'LL NEED A SACRIFICE TO QUENCH IT!

Alright then, I'll retract my statement. These people are delusional as fuck. But I'm not going to say anything as they might help me. So... the only way to get me out of this situation, I'll have to bring myself to their level.

(Y/N): *Ahem* We live in a society

Caped guy 2: Oof... that's so cool... I say we let him pass for now, but he'll be tightly observed by our Crimson eyes!

(Y/N): Y- Yes indeed, but before that, may you introduce yourselves to me?

They began looking at each other, silently looking to see who's stepping up.

Caped guy: THEN LISTEN WELL! MY NAME IS  BUKKORORI! FIRST AMONG THE COBBLERS' SONS OF THE CRIMSON DEMON MAGIC CLAN, ARCH-WIZARD, WIELDER OF ADVANCED MAGIC, AND THE LEADER OF THE DEMON KING DESTROYERS!

Uh... as the saying goes, "When in Rome, do as the Romans."

(Y/N): WELL MET! MY NAME IS (Y/N) (L/N)! A COLLECTER OF SKILLS, A MASTER IN WEAPONRY! DESTROYER OF DESTROYERS! A BLACK SWORDSMAN OF WHICH GUARDS THE NIGHT SKIES OF AXEL! AND TO TOP IT OFF... A SECRET OF WHICH CAN NEVER BE REVEALED, TO IF WAS RELEASED COULD ENDANGER THE WORLD! It is indeed a pleasure crossing paths!

(Translation: My name is (Y/N). I have like, 15 skills, able to use every weapon I touch... somehow... I destroyed a big spider, I look like a fucking dork, I did that one thing where I captured a thief who was my party member, and I'm from another world, that if revealed... would not change anything.)

Caped guy 1: Well said! Very well said! Most people would react rather strangely to our introductions but you-!

Caped girl: Come with us!

As I was walking with them, I finally came through the gates, I truly was in safe heaven! It was quiet, peaceful, it's as if there isn't a big ass danger every lurking way!