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35. Substitute adventures

"What is that supposed to mean?" Mercedes asked

"I mean someone like me." Kurt said "But I promise to make it up to you. We'll hang out Friday night." We made our way through the food selection. Mercedes started to push her way to where one of the lunch ladies brought out a fresh batch of Tatter tots.

"Excuse you," Mercedes said pushing past some guy, Kurt and I just following. The lunch Lady scooped some Tots onto Mercedes plate "A couple more." Mercedes said as the lunch lady scooped more onto her plate "Thanks."

"Wow, save some for the rest of us," I say to Mercedes, holding out my tray to the lunch lady for some tots of my own.

"So what are we going to do about Glee Club while Mr. Schue is sick?" Mercedes asked as the three of us made our way to a table.

"I have an idea. Have you met the new Spanish teacher?" Kurt said

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          I was in the choir room the next day, We were waiting for Miss Holliday to arrive. I was standing next to Puck who was buttering the floor so she would fall. "Dude, what are you doing?" Finn asked entering the room.

"Kurt got us a substitute, so I'm buttering the floor." Puck said getting up from the floor.

"But sectionals is, like, two weeks from now," Finn said

"Hey, Gigantor. We're all gonna swap names, yo."Artie said calling to Finn, Mercedes and Tina laughing in agreement.

"Um, did I hear something about a substitute?" Rachel asked walking into the room slipping on the buttered floor. I couldn't help but laugh

"Yes! It works!" Puck said high fiving me.

"Well, at least I didn't fall and break my talent." Rachel said getting back up and making her way to her chair "I'm fine." she said to Mercedes and Tina who were still laughing. Then Miss Holliday walked into the room sliding across the floor where Puck put the butter

"Oh, what the hell?" Artie commented watching the woman

"Hola, class. Nothing says "Bienvenidos" quite like a buttered floor." She said addressing the class. Kurt walked in behind her slipping on the buttered floor "Let's start with some introductions. My name is Holly Holliday. What's yours? Go." she said turning to Puck

"I'm Finn Hudson. I'm quarterback of the football team." Puck said doing a horrible impression of Finn.

"I'm Rachel Berry, his loud, loud girlfriend," Santana said from her chair

"I'm Mike Chang," Brittany said, Mike, nodding in approval, making me laugh again.

"Those aren't your names. You know why I know that?" Miss Holliday said

"You're psychic?" Brittany guessed

"I know this because I recently watched a video of you guys performing at regionals, where you came in last." Holliday said, "Maybe it's because the songs were about 30 years old, but..."

"Those songs are classics." Finn defended

"Those songs are amazing. But they sounded like somebody else's favourite songs. Not yours. Just sayin'."

"She speaks the truth," Brittany said

"I'm not your average, run-of-the-mill substitute teacher. I want you guys to do things that you want to do. I want you to have fun in our fabulous but fleeting time together. What do you say we have class outside today?" Holliday said

"It's raining outside," Mercedes said

"Well, then let's take a field trip to taco bell."

"Oh, yeah!" Brittany said