♡ ᴍᴄʏᴛ ᴏɴᴇꜱʜᴏᴛꜱ ♡ (2) [DISCONTINUED]

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Phil: If you got arrested, what would be the charges?

Wilbur: Theft.

Tubbo: Aggravated assault.

Ranboo: Disturbing the peace.

Tommy: Arson.

Technoblade: All of the above. In that order, probably.

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Dream: I can't mansplain manipulate manwhore my way outta this one, boys.

Dream: Manslaughter it is, then.

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Tubbo: sometimes you need to DAB DA grief away

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Quackity: You look good today Karl. Pro homo.

Karl: Pro homo?

Quackity: It's 2021, we support the gays.

Sapnap: We are the gays.

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kidnapper: *on the phone with ranboo* I have your son.

ranboo: *looks at michael* no, I'm looking at my son right now.

kidnapper: then who asked for warm milk and for the crust to be cut off their sandwich?

ranboo: oh my god, you have my husband

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quackity: did you take out ranboo as i requested?

tubbo: ranboo has been taken out, yes.

quackity: you have my grat-

tubbo: it was a great restaurant.

quackity:

tubbo: we had a candlelit dinner

tubbo: ranboo proposed afterwards- we're filing the wedding papers

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Ranboo: Tell Michael about the bird and the bees

Tubbo: They're disappearing at an alarming rate

Ranboo: *Nodding intently*

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Tommy: *walking in* hey, how y'all-

Techno: *gets a headache* 

Techno:*growls*

Tommy: *screams* GET YO FUCKIN PIG BITCH!

Dream: it don't bite.

Tommy: YES IT DO *more screaming*

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Charlie: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!

Quackity:

Fundy:

Sam:

Foolish:

Wilbur:

Purpled:

Charlie:

Charlie: *clap* *clap*

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Techno, walking past a classroom full of people: "ANARCHY!"

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Tommy, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

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Tommy: I will face god and walk backwards into hell

Techno: The fuck you will, I didn't invite you to my house

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Dream: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Technoblade, pulls out knife: This knife is actually a magic wand

Wilbur: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel!

Tubbo, cocks gun: Magic missle.

Philza: What the fuck is wrong with you people??

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Quackity: People always ask me how I control this country. The truth is that I have no control over this group at all. This morning, Fundy called my name and I went to see what was going on, then Purpled shot me in the throat with a Nerf gun.

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wilbur: i'm this close to falling in love (derogatory) with quackity

ranboo: your fingertips are touching?

wilbur: exactly.

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Word Count: 666 >:)

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