Video Game High

Chapter 65: Shorts Randomness Edition

Idea by: LolCookies11402
At lunch I said "Jacob." He said "What?" "Why are there so many new Sonic characters in the school?" "What do you mean?" "Well, there's Bronze, Silver and Blaze's son. Who we only met once when we had to stop those Miis. You know the one with the high voice." "Ok." "Then there's Sapphire, Rouge and Shadow's daughters." "Yeah, I did not see that one coming." "Then there's Shade, Sapphire's brother." Uh huh." "Then there's peppermint, Cream's daughter." "Ok." "And Tails Jr, Tail's daughter. Which we only met once when we-." "Yeah, I know. It's weird, I think they've all been transferred from the Genesis School due to shut down." "Oh man, that's harsh." Sonia said "He's right." Chris ran up to us and said "Guys! E. Madd made these pair of jeans." I said "Wait, you remember what happen last time your got a pair of clothes from E. Madd, right?" "Yep. Here." He gave me the jeans and I went into the bathroom to get changed. I said "These don't even fit!" Bronze said "Oh my Arceus! That looks so fab!" I said "Hi Bronze." "What does this button do?" "No no no don-."
Jean #1
Goo yelled "Do you like waffles?!"
"Yeah we like waffles!"
"Do you like pancakes?!"
"Yeah we like pancakes!?"
"Do you like French toast?!"
"Meh."
Jean #2 (Submitted by:LLoCookies11402
I walked in the pizzeria and Foxy started singing. He said "Hide yo kids, Hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo wiiiife!" Billy Dee busted through the wall and said "And hide yourself cause I'm getting everybody out there." I died of stupidity and Jacob said "Well I'm already dead so... Yeah."
Jean #3 (submitted by: HighbornAuthor
Dark Justin said "Where have I been for like 64 chapters!?" I said "Next short!"
Jean #4
I said "Billy Dee, this is Goo." Billy Dee said "Hi." Goo said "Hi! Do you like piggies?!" Jacob said "Do you think it's safe to do this?" I said "Of course."
1 Hour Later
I said "Well, the world is practically destroyed and everyone we know is dead." Jacob said "At least we're still alive." A spear went through my head and Jacob said "At least I'm still alive."
Jean #5 (Submitted by KarateChris12 )
Chris threw his shell in the air and I said "Why did you do that?" He said "Watch." A space ship crashed through Jacob's house and a Shroob came out. He said "Wow, Microsoft sure does look like Nintendo." Jacob said "My house better be repaired in the next short."
Jean #6
I woke up in a hospital bed and said "What happen?" Jacob said "We found you watching the Sonic Boom T.V show." Chris said "Did you pass out because it was bad?" I said "No! It was good!" Jacob said "Tyorne, no one is around." I yelled "It was terrible! Evil ham?! What's wrong with Sega?! Are they on mushrooms or something?!" Jacob said "Ok, we'll be back later. I'll leave the T.V on. Oh by the way, your 3DS had Shattered Crystal in it and he WII U has Rise of Lyric. See ya." I yelled "No! Don't leave me with this stuff... Anyone? Nooooooo!"
Jean #7
I said "Jacob, have we ever went into space?" Jacob said "No." A land master crashed then ugh the wall and Fox came out. He said "Make a chapter about Star Fox already!"
Jean #8
I walked in and Goo said "I made mash potatoes!" I said "Yes, and muffins."
Jean #9
I said "So you and Sonia are dating right?" Tails Jr said "No." "Are you sure?" "Yes. I already told you this." "Ok, I'll ask Sonia." I went to Sonia and said "Hey, Sonia. You and Shade are dating right?" I took out a voice recorder and she said "Oh yeah, it's pretty serious." I walked back to Tails Jr and said "Here it is." I played the voice and her jaw dropped.
Jean #10
The Science Show!
Billy Dee yelled "Piano!" A piano fell on him and Jacob yelled "Who's idea was this?!"
Jean #11
I said "Ok my army of Tyrones, you know what we must do." They all nodded and I said "Tyrone number 34 jump off that cliff." He yelled "Yes sir! No regrets!" He jumped off and I said "A job well done soldier." Jacob said "You cloned all these Tyrones just to make that one kill itself." "Uh huh." "Your an idiot." "Uh huh."
Jean #12
Goombella said "What do you think Tyrone and Jacob do at home?" Bow said "Probably nothing."
At Jacob's House
I yelled "Cartoons are so better then anime!" Jacob yelled "Cartoons are for kids!" "Why do you think I hate the number 34?!"
Jean #13
The mail Koopa yelled "Mails call!" Duck Hunt Dog ran outside and Mail koopa said "Haha, dumb dog. Where's your stupid birds?" Duck Hunt Bird dropped a Mega Mushrooms on Duck Hunt Dog. Mail koopa said "Oooooh no..."
Jean #14
I yelled "Jacob!" He yelled "What?" "Do we have any pancakes?" "No!" "... Why?" "Because they're expired!" "Why?" "Because time Tyrone! Time!" "Well can you get some?" "No!" "Why?" "Because I'm playing Pokémon!" There was a huge crash and Jacob said "Oh my various koopas." He went downstairs and said "What the heck?!" Bronze yelled "Suprise! Happy Birthday!" Jacob yelled "My birthday was months ago! You idiots! Holy Arceus!"
Jean #15
I said "Jacob, who do you think is dumber? Me or Goo?" Jacob said "I don't know, I guess I should call you guys dumb and dumber Huh?" Goo said "Anything he can do I can do dumber!" I said "I can do anything dumber then you!" "No you can't!" "Yeah I can!" "No you can't!" "Yeah I-!" Jacob said "Stop, your both idiots." Me and Goo yelled "Yaaaaay!"
Jean #16
I said "Hey Jacob, have you heard of that new horror attraction based on Freddy's?" Jacob yelled "Oh no! Here comes the requests!" Tons of letters bursted through the windows, doors, everywhere. Goo said "I have a feeling we should go to the horror attraction."
Jean #17
Jacob went through the mail and said "Bill, Bill, Bill, Billy Dee." Billy Dee said "Hello!"
Jean #18
I yelled "Fire at will!" Jacob shot a fireball at Billy Dee and I said "No! I said will not Billy Dee!"
Jean #19
I said "Jacob, Chris, Goo, are we back?" Chris said "Yeah, I think we're back. I don't think I should get anymore clothing from E. Madd." Jacob said "Yeah, it's in his name. He's mad." Goo said "What you say?" A portal opened under us and I said "What is that?" Jacob said "What's happening?!" Chris said "What's down there?!" Goo yelled "Yaaaay! We're doomed!"
Jean #20...
We landed in an office. I said "Is this that old restaurant where we almost died?" Jacob said "Yeah, but the souls are freed right?" Chris said "1987?" Goo said "What you say?" Jacob said "What do you mean?" Chris said "The wall, look." We heard someone say "I'm really quite surprised we get to see you another night. Should've looked for another job you should have said to this place good-bye. It's like there's so much more maybe you've been in this place before. We remember a face like yours, you seem acquainted with those doors." I said "W-What was that?" Goo said "Haha! Funny doll! Funny doll!" Goo was in a chair playing with that doll that tried killing us. I said "Goo, get away from that thing!" Goo's eyes went red and he said "Go to the horror attraction. You'll find secrets that you've never known before." Jacob said "Wait, I've read about this before."
Back to our regular story
We were back in Jacob's house and I said "Good, it was just the pants again." Goo said "Hahaha! What are we talking about?" Chris said "I don't think it was the pants." Goombella called me and said "Tyrone, I heard a huge crash, what's going on over there?" I said "I'll Uh... Call you back later."