Video Game High

Chapter 49 : Stupid 64 Jacob's New Girlfriend

When Jacob got the mail he looked at it strangely. I said "What's in the mail Jacob?" He hid it behind his back and said "Oh nothing. Just um... Bills." I yelled "No! We are not going back to that Fazbear resturan for the death of me! So stop asking me to make one!" Jacob said "Who are you talking to?" "Him. Riley get out of our window!" Riley said "Awwwww." I said "Well, I'm taking a nap." Jacob said "That's your fifth one today!" "Well let's try and make it 6!" I fell to sleep and woke up due to curiosity. I went into Jacob's room and said "Jacob I'm board, give me 50 coins." There was a note on his bed and it said "Dear Tyrone, if your reading this then you have awoken. I'm at the movies with Bow so I'm not gonna be back for a while. Do not open that envelope!" I looked to his desk and said "Wait a minute... Jacob knows I hate the word Bill..." Billy Dee said "Well thanks!" I said "Why are all of you looking through our windows!" Billy Dee said "Because... We're board." I yelled "Ok who else is at my house?!" "Uuuuuuh." I walked outside and almost the whole school was there! I said "Why are you all here?!" They all said "Because you and Jacob have the greatest adventures!" I said "Get away!" I went into my house and grabbed 3 empty shells and said "Lets do this!" I threw one and Mega Alex yelled "Look out he's got shells!" They all ran away and I went back into Jacob's room. Chris walked in and said "Hey." I said "Why are you here?!" He said "Because I'm gonna be apart of this crazy adventure." "I guess that's fair enough now let's read." I cleared my throat and said "You are invited to diner with the greatest Kings and Queens of our kingdom. You are aloud to bring a lady friend and 2 other friends who can bring their lady friends. Yours truly~ King Boo." Jacob walked in and gasped I gave the note to Chris and said "Dude! I told you not to read it!" Jacob said "You read it!" Chris said "No! I heard Throne read it!... That's just as bad right?" Jacob said "Yeah! Well since you guys know I'm guessing there's no stopping you two from going. I wasn't going to go because of my relationship with my dad but whatever." Chris said "Jacob it's fine, we won't g-." I jumped and kicked him into the closet and said "Thanks Jacob! Of course we're going!" Jacob sighed and kicked me and Chris out. Chris came out of his shell and said "Why did you do that?" I said "One reason, these fancy parties always have the best food." "Your only going for food?" "And to feel important. Now get ready and tell Madison, I already sent Goombella a text. See ya!" He said "Well can I stay here just for a drink, I'm pretty th-." I kicked him out and said "See ya!" I closed the door and got ready. Jacob said "Ok our ride should be here soon." Chris and Madison came and said "So what's going on?" Goombella said "We're waiting for our R-." The ground started rumbling and a floating car came out! I said "Wait back to the future was right?!" Jacob said "This is called a phantom limo. Let's go." We all got in and it went back underground. When we got there the guy said "Welcome to the ghost world." We started walking and we saw posters with 3 people on it and the goomba looked rather handsom. I said "Wow that goomba is to handsome to be wanted. But the other two can rot in a cell for all I- oh wait... Oh." Jacob said "Yeah, we're fugitives here! Luckily because of today none of the residents can arrest us." I felt a can hit my head and Jacob said "But they can harm you." We started walking to the castle and there was a few Kings, Queens, Princes, and Princesses. King Boo said "Hello son and... Oh great you brought them." I said "Nice to see you too King Boo." Someone said "Why are they here?!" We looked to the voice and it was Jr! I said "Does everyone here hate us!" Someone said "Not everyone." It was Amanda and Prince Shroom. I said "Thank Arceus you guys are here!" Someone said "I take offense to that." It was Arceus! Jacob said "Whoa! Arceus is here!" I said "Hey Arceus! Sorry for messing up your order that one time. But you did introduce me to my dog." Arceus said "Yeah no problem." I heard a bark and I said "Why are you here?!" Duck Hung Dog barked and I said "You got invited?! Well who's your escort?" Duck quaked and I said "Your a girl?!" Everyone gasped and King Boo said "Lets all introduce ourselves." King Goomba said "Well, I'm the king of all Goombas and these are my sons, Red and Blue." I muttered "Whatever." "What was that minion?" "Nothing your sirliness! Hahaha. Just Chris here denying your orders!" Chris said "Wait... What?!" Red and Blue tackled him and I said "How dare you disrespect our beloved King!" King Deedeedee said "Riiight, anyways I'm King Deedeedee King of DreamLand and this is Girl Dee, my escort for the night." I said "That's just Billy Dee in a Pink bandanna..." King Deedeedee said "Nooooooo." I said "Whatever." King Boo said "Now Jacob introduce your friends." Jacob was about to speak but I said "Of course you know my sister Amy, her husband Lamar, there's fat piece of Sonic Boom, and over there is my legitimate daughter thing Siniqua." Girl Dee said "Where the heck do we find these families?" Jacob said "Haha, this one and the sense of humor. That's Tyrone, that's Chris, that's my escort Bow, that's Madison, that's Goombella, and that's my pet Duck Hunt." I said "Sure, we can put it like that." King Boo said "Lets all sit down for dinner." Jacob said "Perfect, nothing can go wrong with that." I said "That's why Pikachu doesn't wear pants! Blue started laughing loudly and Chris said "He was so ugly that everyone died, the end." Prince Shroom said "That's my life story!" King Deedeedee said "I'm gonna whack you with my hammer if you don't shut up!" Jacob said "Tyrone! Stop being yourself! Chris! Stop talking about King Deedeedee! Prince Shroom... Go and make us some food." Prince Shroom said "Are we being heroes again?!" "Um... I don't think so." "You know this is why I moved out of my parents castle!" Peach said "But you still live with us..." Deedeedee said "Enogh!" Jacob said "Go to the Arceus Digglet kitchen!" (If you don't get this joke personal message me.) Shroom said "Ok fine mom! Ugh!" Link said "I wonder what's for dinner?" I said "Don't go Phillips CDI on me!" Shroom came out and said "Boyakasha!" He threw the food at King Boo and me and Chris said "Nice shot!" Jacob sighed and face palmed. Someone walked in with bunny ears on. I said "Who's she?" It was a boo. King Boo said "This is Jacob's wife." Chris, Bow, Goombella, Madison, Jacob, and I all yelled "Wife?!" Amanda said "You guys didn't know? They're combining kingdoms with Rougeport. Like what me and Shroom are doing." Bow said "When was I gonna be told about this?!" Jacob said "I don't know! She's new!" She said "I'm the mayor of Rougeport! I shall combine our kingdoms!" I said "I don't think that should happen." King Boo said "So your against it?" I said "Technically." He said "Kick them all out!" He kicked me, Chris, Goombella, Bow, and Madison out. I said "Great." We saw balloons coming from the streets so we went there. Jacob and the bunny Boo was on a stage. Jacob had a crown on and the Bunny Boo still had on the bunny ears. I said "Wow..." Chris came to me with a Dry Goomba mask and we put on our disguises. Bow said "Why her!? Why not me!?" I said "Your right! I'm not letting my friend live in a fancy castle without me! I'm not getting a job!" Chris said "No don't!" I jumped on the parade stage and said "Ok, let go of Jacob Peeka!" She said "How do you know my name?" I said "Because I'm Batman!" I kicked her and I went right threw her! Jacob said "Yeah fight h- I mean um... Oh no?" King Boo threw me off the stage and I said "Ok time for a plan. There are guards on top of the castle so we have to take them out first then the one at the front door. But we need disguises." I put on my Batman outfit and Chris put on a mask, he looks like the black Koopa Bro. I said "Why aren't you guys dressing up?" Bow said "We are not going to your level." Chris said "Me and Tyrone will take the guys in the roof." Goombella, Bow and Madison went to the front door and Goombella said "I lost my book you gotta help!" The boo said "How gullible do you think I am?" Bow pushed Goombella out of the way and said "Help! I left the meatloaf in the oven!" The boo yelled "Ah! The meatloaf!" He ran inside the castle and they gave us a thumbs up. Me and Chris jumped on the roof and attacked the guards. I kicked the boo and he said "What the heck?!" I said "Uhhhh, do you feel woozy at all?" He said "No but I feel mildly annoyed. Does that count?" Chris hit him in his shell and said "That was easy." The last guy grabbed a bomb-bom and said "Get ready to die!" He threw it at me and Chris and it made a hole in the ground. We fell straight through it. Someone said "What was that?" Me and Chris started panicking. Chris ran into one room and I ran upstairs. The guard said "STAHP RIGHT THERE!" I stopped and said "Ok ok, then why can't we be friends?" He said "Because your a criminal." I said "Right... Forgot about that, well then let me move your heart! Do the Mario swing your arms from side to side! Come on it's time to go do the Mario! Take one step and then again, lets do the Mario all together now!" He tazed me and I woke up in a jail cell. I said "I ain't got no body." Chris said "Oh hey Tyrone." I said "Your here!" He said "Yeah long story! There was-." I said "Explain it in your chapter when you get to that point! (KarateChris12 ) Get me out of here!" He pressed a button and we got out. Girl Dee came walking down the hallway and I said "Oh, hey Billy Dee. Listen cut it out with the whole fake girl thing. We need help getting back Jacob." He just stared at me and I said "Don't just stare at me! You haven't even mentioned any funny memes this whole time!" Billy De said "Hi guys. I found an invitation to this shindig in Deedeedee's royal bed." I said "Quiet Billy Dee I'm talking to Bi-. Wait if that's Billy Dee over there then who is?" Girl Dee said "Die!" I said "This couldn't be any worst!" A monster crashed through the ceiling and I said "Where did that come from?!" Chris said "I thought I lost you in the garden!" We started running and the door was closed! We both were yelling "Oh no! So horrible! Help! Oh no! I don't like it! I don't like it!"
Elsewhere
Jacob said "I hope my friends are ok..." King Boo said "Peeka do you take Jacob to be your lawfully wedded husband?" She said "I do!" King Boo said "And Jacob, do y-." Goombella, Madison, and Bow ran in running from guards. Jacob yelled "Bow?!" Me and Chris crashed through the wall and Jacob yelled "Chris?! Tyrone!?" Billy Dee crashed through the ceiling and said "Billy Dee!" Bunny Boo said "No! You can't stop us from being wed!" I said "We'll see about that." I called Bomb-Boo and said "Jacob is getting married! Bow is single! We're in the ghost world!" Bomb-Boo said "My Bow is single!?"
Outside the castle
The guard in front of the castle said "What is that noise?" Bomb-Boom was charging with Goom and Koops and they tackled all the guards that were in their way. King Boo said "It's kids like you that make this world a terrible place! You should face up to the consequences a-." Bomb-Boo, Goom, and Koops charged at him and tackled him. I said "Nice shot. Ok Jacob, lets go home." Jacob's jaw dropped and he said "What just happen?" I said "Just another day in the life of us." Bomb-Boo said "I thought you said Bow was single?!" I said "Yeah, the wedding is off. Thanks for your help. See ya."
We all went back home and slept in style. Jacob said "Did you really have to steal my dad's bed?" I said "Sleeping... In... Style."