The Unity Of Two

20: Oops

"Well, he's got a few more loose screws than I thought." Ratchet mumbled.

"He's heavily sedated." Optimus pointed out.

"What's your carriers name?" I continued.

"Primus." Augury muttered, "Why?" He blinked, "Okay."

"What now?"

"Sire says I should stop talking."

"What's Primus saying?" I asked, might as well humor him.

"He's not saying anything cause Optimus will hear." He pouted and fell silent with a frown. I glanced over to the other two, Ratchet, mildly concerned and Op, confused.

"How much dark energon do you have?" Ratchet asked as he came closer.

His only response was a silent glare.

"Whoa." We turned to the corner. Bulkhead was awake, "What happened?" Optimus quickly explained. Bulkhead nodded with a frown, "Little guy can't even fight." He mumbled and looked around. "Where-"

"Wheeljack took Miko home and is on curb side duty." I explained.

A crash let us know that Augury fell of the berth again. I twisted my helm to find him in recharge.

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Later

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I woke with a grown, on the floor, in the medbay, in the dark.

"You awake?" Unicron asked. "Ratchet said he gave you some pain killers."

"Yea, what happened?" I asked as I pushed myself up, instantly regretting it. "Ow."

"You fell of the berth, again." Primus muttered as someone was back in my helm.

"Go away." I muttered, not bothering to close my optics, it was dark, Megs couldn't see anything. He left, "He was in my helm again." I explained, to avoid confusion.

"Which one?" Primus asked.

"The ugly one."

"So Optimus." Unicron joked as I stood up. Everyone seemed to have gone to recharge, even Bulkhead, he hadn't woken even with my blabbering. I walked out quietly, leaning on some rails to dampen the pain.

I clumsily took out both crystals and set them on a keyboard for the monitor.

"What's this?" Primus asked as word flashed across it.

"Human language." I explained and huffed. "Pretty hard to open a ground bridge when you have no idea how to read it."

"Why'd they even make it human?" Unicron quizzed.

"True." Primus said, ignoring Sire. "But the keyboard is Cybertronian."

Unicron and I feel silent, wow, now I know whose cerebral ability I inherited.

"Oh and look." Primus went further, murdering our dignity, "The keyboard has a function to change the language!" He was mocking us openly now.

"Ok, we get it." Sire grumbled as I pressed the button, it worked. I pulled up the ground bridge controls.

"You'll have to go back a bit, look for repeating patterns." Primus said, realizing that I really wanted to leave.

"You're not against this?" I asked.

"You've only gotten a whole lot of slag- Excuse my language- And you didn't get shot in the backstrut-"

"Okay we get it." Unicron huffed as I spotted a pattern and pulled it up.