The Unity Of Two

5: Friendly Reminder

3 Weeks later...

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I was downright paranoid. Unicron also kept pointing that out. The Autobots kept driving around the area, don't they have anything else to do? I even saw a human with them once.

Primus kept saying that they won't find us, mainly for reassurance.

At the moment, I was digging around the pod. I only had a bit of dark energon left and had to get more from my mine. I walked out to my creators and sat down. They were both resting or 'sunbathing' as Unicron put it.

That didn't make much sense as rocks can't feel. I quickly grew bored, and occupational hazard for a mechling. So I did the only thing that came to mind, I had a peek through the Prime's optics.

He was back with the Autobots, that was a surprise. The last few weeks he was still onboard the Nemesis. I watched, he was talking with the yellow bot which I saw at the mine.

"What do you mean?" He asked as the others tuned in around them.

"I saw a youngling at an energon mine. A small one." The yellow one beeped.

"A youngling?" Optimus asked, "Are you sure?"

"Yea, about Arcee's size." He said.

"Could they have been a femme?" He asked and the yellow one shook his helm.

A green blob joined in, "We kept patrolling the area but couldn't find him." He said gruffly but with respect.

"And the mine?" Optimus asked them.

"We think he might go back to it, its too small for the 'Cons to be interested." A blue femme said.

I was pulled back by my creators trying to get my attention.

"AUGURY!" Unicron shrieked, "God dammit, I told you, he's hearing impaired." Unicron grumbled to Primus.

I blinked and looked at them.

"If that were true, we would be screwed." Primus said, "You alright?" He asked me.

"Yea," I said, "Optimus is back with the Autobots." I informed them.

"Oh." Unicron said, "I thought it was important." He added.

I felt a conscious in my processor and instantly closed my optics until it left. "Was Megatron in your processor again?" Primus asked and I nodded. He hummed in thought.

"What were they doing?" Unicron asked.

"Talking about me." I said, "The 'youngling'." I huffed.

"It's always great when bots are talking about you behind your back." Primus said, full of sarcasm.

"At least he's popular." Unicron smirked, "Oh look, they're giving him a tour." He said, changing the topic.

"Huh?" I asked.

"On the plains." Primus directed his attention.

I looked out and sure enough, the yellow Camaro was there with a large red and blue semi-truck. I sunk down, I should set up signs or something, 'private property.'(I'm gonna do that later.) They drove on.

"They must be blind." Unicron muttered.

"We are actually quite camouflaged here." Primus said in a matter of fact.

We waited a little longer and eventually, they were out of sight. I got up, "I'm going to go and get some more energon." I told them.

"What if they have someone stationed there?" Primus asked.

"Take me with you, I'll protect you." Unicron said. We all feel silent, "Okay, a rock can't defend physically but I have a large vocabulary." He pointed out and I picked him up and put him in my subspace. "I'm inside you." Unicron giggled.

"I think it would be smarter if you didn't talk." Primus grumbled as we got ready to go. "Wait, if you get caught, I'll be all alone!"

We left him. I transformed and went at a steady pace, don't want to break my Sire. "Why can't you walk smoother?" He growled, I let out a squawk as I can't actually talk in this form. "You probably like this form because it gives you an excuse to be antisocial." He yammered.

I rolled my optics and speed up slightly.

"Argh! You're doing this on purpose!" Unicron accused. Well, he was right.

I transformed once I got to the mine. "Do you think anyone is in here?" I asked my Sire.

"How should I know? I'm a rock." He snickered.

"Yea but youre also the god of destruction." I hissed quietly.

"The whole concept doesn't really make much sense." He told me as I peeked in the cave.

"How so?" I asked and carved 'private property' into the cave entrance

"Well, if you think about it... To destroy is the opposite of creation. If I destroy, I CREATE chaos." Unicron said.

I rolled my optics and started hacking at some energon once I determined that the coast was clear.

"Oh, and if they see you, run." Unicron said, I paused.

"Is this some kind of reverse phycology?" I asked, normally he tells me to fight and running won't solve anything (which was true).

"Ah, no. I have a legitimate reason! If they find out that you can do all that magic..."

"Then they will think I'm connected to you." I finished.

"Bingo!"

"Bingo?" I asked.

"I dunno, heard Primus say it once." He mumbled, "Besides, they hate me, they hate Megatron so they will hate you. You know, it would raise suspicion." He said, "Just act like the innocent youngling you are and you'll be fine."

"I'm a mechling." I grumbled and formed a dagger, with some difficulty and dug out some more energon.

"What did you make?" He asked.

"A dagger, how did you know?" I asked.

"I can feel it." He explained, "Oh and that reminds me, I need to teach you some sinful skills." He said. 'Sinful skills' normally meant that primus would disapprove.

"Like what?"

"Well, soon, you'll start feeling horny-"

"No, what in the pits Sire?" I was shocked, the sex talk was bad enough.

"Argh, Primus has contaminated you." He mumbled. "You know what I should have done with my forms during the planet alignment?"

"What?" I asked.

"Mass orgy." He said, I swear, I almost wanted to stab him.

"Shut up." I grumbled.

"'Private property? That wasn't there before." I heard someone beep at the cave entrance.

I subspaced the energon and crouched low, backing up slowly. "Well scrap." Unicron cursed.

"Shut up!" I whispered to him.