500 Reader Special!!!

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Me: *Moves camera* There!

BEN: At what angle are you getting at?

Shadow: Oh oh oH NO BEN DON'T-

Me: *Twitches and eyes go black* Oh I'm sorry, It's Been So Long since I last have made any puns. Can't you Bear my Golden jokes? There's no going back and you can't Prevent them either. Looks like I Wound that Box of puns up. So, why so SIRI-ous?

Penguin: NOOOOO!!!

Nightmare: YOU SHOULD OF STOPPED THERE! BUT NO! YOU HAD TO KEEP GOING?!

Jeff: *Walks in* Hey ass fucks do you know why were really here?

Toby: *Raises hand*

Jeff: Anyone with a non stupid question?

Toby: *lowers hand*

Jeff: It has something to do with you know, around 500 readers for a certain story?

Me: Uh what's your point ass fuck?

Jeff: -.-

Hoodie: Uh 500 reader day special? Or something...?

Masky: *Shows up in tux* Well at least some of us should look nice!

Jeff: Yeah just didn't expect it to be you.

Trendor: Don't worry you all wear something special!

Peng: NUUU UNCLE TRENDOR!

Trendor: Like it or not deal with it! *Snaps fingers and everyone's in dress/tux*

Me, Nightmare, Shadow & Peng: *Falls to knees dramatically* NOOOOOOOO!!!

Jeff: *Reads a note card* Uh it reads, that we have to go to a Halloween party? But it's not even close to Halloween!

Slendy: Oh well children anywhere I get to where a tux and not be alone is good with me.

Peng: But dad you always were-

Slendy: *Trails tendril down her face in a shushing motion* Shush child.

Peng: |:T

Shadow: Well if we have no other choice then let's go.

-At Le weird random Halloween party because I didn't do anything for barely any holidays- (XD)

Dude: Hey nice costume BRUH

Jeff: Hehe yeah. [W to Shadow] Psst I didn't change my form.

Shadow: [W] We can change our forms?!

Jane: [Starts whispering too] Yeah it's our human forms.

L.j: WOOO CANDEH YEAH

BEN: Uh wasn't a good idea to give him candy now was it?

Nightmare: Of fucking course it was! We should give him candy all the time! *Flicks BEN* No it wasn't you idiot!

BEN: :( You didn't have to hit me.

Peng: Yeah it just felt like that would probably be the best idea to go with it.

Me: Well... what now?

E.j: *Reads card* Uh next party is-

Random dude: And nows the last chance to enter the scary costume contest! Enter at your own will!

Pastas: *Look at each other and sign up*

-Few minutes later....-

Random Dude: And now your winners are....*fumbles with envelope* It's a tie?!? The winners are and aren't in any order... Jeff, Jane, BEN, L.j, E.j, Masky, Hoodie, Slendy, Brooke, Shadow, Peng, Nightmare, Toby, Clock....

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