Current age: 8 years old
3rd pov
"Well since you already know Charm then i can't resist anymore cause i really don't want anyone finding out about Charm, soooo uh you can arrest me and question me. Do whatever the hell you want cause i really don't care" Izu said putting his hand's out.
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"Ah uh i don't think cuff's are necessary" Tsukauchi said nervously, "ok" Zuku said. And he got up to walk out, but the pro's stopped him "what?" He asked confused. Then the pro's hugged him including the young Aizawa, Zuku stood there processing everything but eventually he hugged back "thank's" he said. When they got to the police station "i got Charm, or rather he got me. Take which ever" Tsukauchi said everyone clapped "remember if was not willing to come here i would not be here" Charm said rolling his eye's. Everyone gulped and the detective led Zuku to the interogation room, "alright Charm we are going to ask you some question's and my advice don't lie" The detective said and Zuku scoffed "i know what everyone's quirk is ofcourse i know the quirk of the man who is hunting me, monsieur lie detector"
"Alright then let us start" and Izuku nodded
"What is your real name?"
Zuku snorted "Donald Trump" he sung
True
"What!?" Tsukauchi blinked
"Your who?" Tsukauchi yelled
"Jeez chill i am joking" Zuku sung again
Lie
"B-but my quirk did not detect a lie! But when you said you were joking it detected a lie!" Tsukauchi said nervously
"Then i can't lie anymore i. Am. Donald. Trump. Muahahahaa" Zuku said dramatically
"I am so sorry mister president i uhh" detective said bowing multiple time's
"I command you to bring me strawberry cheese cake and a bowl of meringue's" Zuku commanded in a sing song voice. "Ahh uh yes mister president" and Tsukauchi scurried out the room bowing again and again, but when he got to the cake shop he snapped out of it. Wait what am i doing here? He thought oh right buying cake for the president..... wait there isnt any president..... damn it what did Charm do?
Realizing his stupidity he ran back to the station and banged the interogation room open, only to see Charm in a president costume eating........ strawberry cheese cake and a bowl of meringue's. "Oh your back, you were taking a while so i bought the cake and meringue's myself. Want some?" Zuku said lazily
"What did you do?" Tsukauchi asked exasperated
"A magician never tell's his secret, but in this case smart people don't tell secret's" Zuku said smiling
"Butttttttt i will answer your question's truthfully now" Izuku said laughing
Tsukauchi huffed "what is your real name?"
"Izuku Midoriya"
Truth
"How old are you?"
"8"
Truth
"Why did you become a vigilante
"Since you went through the memory theater i think you know" Zuku's said darkly
"But-"
"No"
"But-"
Izuku pulled a knife out of his hair "try again detective and this cute little knife might be your last dinner" Zuku smiled like a maniac
"S-sorry i won't pressure it" said the scared detective, and Zuku put the knife back.
"What are the name's of your parent's"
"H-hisashi M-midoriya and Inko Midoryia"
Truth
"What is your quirk
"Everyone think's i am quirkless"
"But you do have a quirk your guardian said so" Tsukauchi said confused
"I don't care i am not answering your question"
"But-"
"No"
"All right all right" Tsukauchi put his hand's up in surrender, scared that Zuku might pull something less cute from his hair.
"Do you have an acomplice?"
"Nope, i work by myself"
Truth
"Is your father treating you well?"
"Y-yes"
Lie
"Please tell the truth"
"Fine it's a no"
"Can you describe what he did to you?"
"You won't arrest him right?" Izu asked
"No promise's"
Tsukauchi looked at his paper's
"Are you in a realationship with someone?" He asked
"Dude i am 8, also is this becoming a comedy show or somethin?" Zuku said rolling his eye's, Tsukauchi was about to say he was joking when.
"Fine i ever dated someone well sort off" Zuku said grudgingly
Truth
"But i was joking" Tsukauchi said surprised
"Yea yea" Izu retorted
"Well then that conclude's the interogation, and i might have to put you in the orphanage"
"Not going"
"Then i will i find someone to ado-"
And Eraserhead walked into the room
"Adopt you" Tsukauchi finished
"I will adopt him" Eraserhead said
"What?!" Izuku yelled
End of chap
I just rereaded this whole thing to my sister and she is rolling around on the ground.
I think it took her 30 min's to stop laughing
Welp bye peep's
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