You Can't Die Of A Sunburn Emma!

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Emma: Ooh, is it hot out there!

Alan: No spit!

Emma: Darn it! I got a sunburn! I'm dying!

Frank: You can't die of a sunburn, stupid!

Emma: It was a joke!

Frank: You want to cut that out?

Otis: Ain't nothing funny about dying, girl!

Emma: For you old dudes, it isn't! But, I'm still young!

Alan: Emma, just cut it out! You insensitive jerk!

Emma: You guys! It was a joke!

SkittishReflections: *shakes her head* Need I remind you, what is gonna take place next month? Damien has a friend, that will be having cancer surgery. Cancer is what kills you, not a sunburn.

Matilda: Exactly.







This story was written on Thursday, July 15th, 2021.

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