(link has created 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖘)
link: .......
link: hello
zelda: well hello there!
daruk: little guy, what's this?
revali: tch.
urbosa: oh revali shut it.
mipha: this seems interesting!
little did the champions know, this would be t...
(Hylia has invited Farore, Din, and Nayru to the chat)
Hylia: Sayonara
(Hylia has left the chat)
Farore: Hi Linky!
Link: SO YOU'RE FARORE?!?!?!?!?!?!
Nayru: Greetings Zelda
Zelda: OMGGGGG I'M MEETING A GODDESS!!!!! BEST DAY OF My lIFEEEE
Mipha: Wait I thought you'd be like..serious?
Farore: WHAT DO YOU MEANNNN
Mipha, uh, like you would hate us for failing against ganon?
Farore: seriouslyyyyy grow upppp
Din: hiiiiiii
Nayru: greetinggssss everyoneeeee
Link: uh why are you happy aren't you mad for all those links that failed you
Nayru: Zelda can I tell you a secret?
Zelda: of course
Zelda's mind: I already know how to reveal this secret lol Nayru's so naive
Farore: Linky can I tell you da truth?
Link: uhhh why not?
Link's mind: okay so first we set a new chat room called, Secret Club and there we tell secrets about why Farore's so naive and why Hylia raised her this way
Nayru privately to Zelda: I hate Hylia
Farore privately to Link: Hylia is bossy and mean
Zelda: Does Fi know about this
Link: WHAT IN THE NAME OF HYLIA
Farore: Feels good to get that out. Moving on!
Nayru: Zelda I want to see your pro skills
Zelda: what the heck-
Farore: Link read 20 books in 2 minutes and comes to my Maku Tree in 30 seconds
Link: How am I supposed to know your address I'm not a creep
Revali: yes you are
Link: no
Revali: yes
Link: no
Revali: yes
Link: No! Farore support me in this fight
Revali: yes
Farore: no
Link: no
Revali: yesssss
Farore: noooo
Link: y-noooo
Revali: I give uppp
Din: alright who wants to play charades?!?!?!
Everyone but DIn: Yeah man
Farore: I'll go first! *gets a master sword icon*
Farore: uh-
Din: no talking! pretend you're mute!
Link: That'll be easy at heck-
Link: pretends to draw master sword from from a loose stone
Farore: MASTER SWORD
Din: Fi
Zelda: idkkk
Mipha: i gtg and don't think I'm not confused on why the goddesses are not mean and serious
(Mipha has left the chat)
Nayru: alrightttttt I'm getting a bit boreddddd here lollll
Farore: so am i
Zelda: Weeeelllll
Nayru: Oh wait Hylia calls I have to go and go on another mission to help this person from Hyrule named Lucy because she's praying at the Spring of Wisdom
Zelda: WAIT WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP ME-
Nayru: uh bye
(Nayru has left the chat)
Zelda: sissy baka-
Din: I HEARD THATTTT
Zelda: Well it's true at least
Din: ahhh i won't tell hyliaaa'
Din: Alright gtg
(Din has left the chat)
Revali: I seriously wonder what she leaves the chat for
Daruk: Me 2
Zelda: Me 3
Link: Me 4
Mipha: Me 5
Urbosa: Me 6
Farore: Me 7
SS Link: Mario, I'm jealous of people who don't know you
Link: Where in the name of hylia-
SS Link: Mario I swear that my SHEIKAH SLATE battery lasts longer that your relationships.
Link: That's enough here we all thank Sky for the roasts but we have the goddesses over and-
Farore: SKY!
SS Link: OMGGG HELLO
Farore: Anyways I have to compete in the Monthly Maku Reading Challenge, I have to go, I have to fill out my application form and then borrow like 900 books from the Maku Library and I need to win so bye
Everyone But Farore: uh okay?!?!?!
(Farore has left the chat)
SS Link: Anyways I have to teach some kids how to ride a Loftwing but he's one more roast for my farewell. Mario, If I had a nose like yours, I'd sue my parents.
(SS Link has left the chat)
Zelda: That guy really can roast can he
Link: He cannn
Urbosa: kagaya
Mipha: Excuse me where did that come from
Urbosa: I'm throwing my Monthly Kagaya Party. Beer, and everything at a party.
Link: sure i guess
(Link has left the chat)
(Mipha has left the chat)
(Revali has left the chat)
(Daruk has left the chat)
(Urbosa has left the chat)
Zelda: Goodbye Image ehehehe
Zelda:
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Zelda It's called revenge honey
(Zelda has left the chat)
alright this chapter was my 4th longest one, (I think I'm not really keeping track) the first one was like 3,894 words of goodness. Anyways, sorry for not updating in a long time and...
