Kaessie
Chapter 5
The One with My New Phone
"I'm serious. I'm gonna kill you so hard you wish you ain't ever been killed before," Evi groaned, on the floor of my dorm. It was a few days later, and they were all pissed at me, over something that so wasn't even my fault.
So my step-dad sent me a new phone, right? All nice and shiny and fragile and unworkable because I have no idea how to work these things, and I go to activate it. Everything works good, they've got everything going and-
They can't transfer my contacts. So, I lost my contacts.
No big deal, right? I can go on Twitter and talk to the guys about what happened and everything will be great! Too bad Harry failed to ever tell me my Twitter password. So here I am, just meeting these great guys, and I already lost them. Great. Thank-you new phone.
Not.
So now Layla and Evi are mad at me because they fancied One Direction and I lost their numbers. But you wanna know what? I lost them, too! I feel awful because I said we'd make plans, but never did.
And of course, I had to get a new number with my phone. So now they have some random number that Lord knows who's it is.
"Obviously if I'm dead, I'm gonna wish that I was never killed to begin with," I point out, hitting my head repeatedly on my headboard. I was packing for my trip, and although Layla and Evi were supposed to be 'helping' me, but really they were just making everything more difficult for me.
"Why don't you just go to their flat?"
"Hm, Evi, I don't know! Why don't I just go back to their flat? Oh yeah, because, I don't know, their security is a pain in the arse and I don't even know where they technically live! Liam brought me home with him-"
"Whoa whoa whoa, he what?!?" Layla demanded. Evi began to roll on the ground from laughter, and I threw my bra at her face. "OW! I can't burn my eyes, Kaessie! Be more considerate!"
"I'm sorry."
"I can't believe you are leaving us tonight, Kaessandra Rafaela!" I grinned at the mention of my middle name... Louis was so disappointed when he discovered I wasn't Hispanic-
Stop thinking about those boys, Kaessie. Get over them. You'll never hear from them again-
Okay. That's depressing, and that's not helping. But you're seeing AJ now... Be happy! He's your boyfriend. He's perfect and amazing and everything you've ever really wanted.
But for some reason, even that didn't help me.
"Hey, guys," Evi said, coming out of the bathroom. I hadn't even notice she went in. "I can clap with one hand." Layla and I tried to bite back laughter at how serious she was and how random the statement is.
"What?"
"Yeah. So, I was in the bathroom, doing my business, and I flicked my hand back and I clapped."
"What? Why?"
"I got bored."
"While you were..."
"Yes. What else was I supposed to do?!?"
"Uh... Nothing? No one gets bored on the porcelain throne."
"I did. And I discovered one of my many secret talents that even you don't know about!"
"I just don't believe you," Layla admitted. "How do you clap with one hand?!?" Evi flicked her wrist forward, her fingers slapping her palm and made a loud slap sound. "Whoa! That's not fair! I want to clap with one hand!"
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