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#184 (Rainbow Quest)

Void: Rainbow? Why are you crying! Why are you hurt? Who hurt you? Who did this to you?

Rainbow: It doesn't matter Void...

Void: Yes it does. I promise I won't get mad. Just tell me what happened?

Rainbow: I stubbed my toe on the edge of the table

Void, with a battle axe: Which table was it?

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Sabre: Yes, I don't get the normal amount of sleep that everyone else gets

Sabre: But I believe that everyone can't do this :)

Sabre: *Stands up and immediately passes out*

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Soul: I thought I was meowing back to my cat for the past hour

Soul: Turns out, it was just me and Corrupt meowing back and forth from different rooms of the base

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Void: I have some papers to sign

Corruption: I'll go fetch your 'Royal Super Serious Signing Papers' pen

Void: NO, I want the rainbow pen with the little skull on top of it that lights up when it writes

Corruption: Excellent choice my lord

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Sabre: Do I still give you butterflies?

M: No

M: You give me brain damage

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Elemental: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out-of-state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground

Time: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think you definitely did do that

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Rainbow: If I asked you for a hug, would you give it to me?

Void: Sure

Rainbow: If I asked you for a kiss, would you give it to me?

Void: Sure

Rainbow: If I asked you for a star, would you give it to me?

Void: Sure

Corruption: What are you doing?

Rainbow: Void's mostly asleep and I'm asking him for stuff

Corruption: Ooh, I want to ask; Void, can I have Rainbow?

Void: No

Corruption: Even when he's asleep he won't give you up

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Sabre: Could you get us a table?

Galaxy: Sure

*A few minutes later*

Galaxy, sprinting out of the restaurant carrying a table: START THE CAR!

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*Medieval AU or Smth*

Time: Shadow, I knight thee in the name of the father-

Sabre: *Waves*

Time: The son-

Dark: *Dabs*

Time: And the unholy spirits-

Void and Soul: *Screeching*