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#82 (Rainbow Quest)

*When Sabre loses Rainbow in a store*

Sabre, to a worker: Have you seen my friend?

Sabre: Average height, rainbow hair, orange eyes

Sabre: Clearly gay but we haven't had the talk

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Corruption: Void there's something ugly under my bed please kill it

Soul, on the bottom bunk: Why are you like this?

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Elemental: The door might be broken

Time: Is it ajar?

Elemental: No, it's a door

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Soul: How was the honeymoon?

Rainbow: Void got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate

Rainbow: He said 'Good luck trying to return me without the receipt'

Rainbow: I love him

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Sabre: Have you ever had a boyfriend?

M: No

Sabre, generally surprised: HOW?!

M: *Shrugs* I don't know, never asked, never got asked

Sabre, under his breath: But you're so beautiful

M: What?

Sabre: What?!

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Void: Of course we're not scared! Watch this. Raise your hand if you're actually scared

Void: Rainbow put your hand down

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Prof. Red: You send him away, you should send all of us away. We went along with him

M: Prof. Red, are you sticking up for Sabre?

Prof. Red: I know, it's strange. But I'm feeling a certain brotherly connection right now. I'd like that feeling to go away as soon as possible

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Rainbow: Are you happiness?

Rainbow: Because you're out of my reach, but I want you to be with me anyways

Void:

Void: Was that supposed to be a pick-up line?

Rainbow: Did it work?

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Sabre: I'm a knight in shining armor!

Dark: 'Shining armor?' You mean you haven't been into any battles yet?

Shadow: Someone get him better friends. Stop influencing the boy, Time