Sabre, Time and Dark: *Drawing pictures with chalk outside their house*
Dark: *Gets white chalk all over his face*
Sabre: *Notices Dark* Geez, you look like you got hit with a bag of flour by LeBron James in a bakery
Time: That's...oddly specific
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M: *Drops a glass cup, breaking it*
M:
M: Glass is very fragile. You must take care of it. If you don't handle it correctly, it will break. And if you break it, you will probably get cut
M: Just like steves
M: Glass is a lot like steves
Red Leader:
Red Leader: Just clean up the glass already
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Prof. Red, googling: Are people who steal ducks called abducktors or kidquackers?
The steve monitoring Prof. Red: *Reaching for water* Holy Origin
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Rainbow: I'm back!
Void: Welcome home. Do you want lunch...or do you want me?
Rainbow: I'll have lunch
Void: *Mutters angrily*
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Shadow, reassuring Sabre because Dark has been missing for three weeks: It's okay, I'm taking good care of him
Sabre: What?
Shadow: What?
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Elemental: Please no I'm your brother!
Time: I'm sorry, I have to
Elemental: Please no I'm begging you. After everything we've been through?
Time: I'm sorry
Time: *Places a draw four card*
Time: Uno
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Rainbow Void: I hope you have a good explanation for this
Soul: We have three actually
Corruption: Pick your favorite
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*If Sabre met Rainbow while he was depressed and anxious*
Sabre, trying to get to know Rainbow: So do you have a crush on anyone?
Rainbow, without looking up from his reflection in a pond: The only crush I have is crippling depressed
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Time: Did you eat my powdered donuts?
Elemental: *Mouth is full of said donuts* No
Time: Then what's that powder on your pants?
Elemental: That's cocaine
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Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
