#75 (Steve Saga)

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Sabre: How innocent are you?

Rainbow: Not as innocent as you think ;)

Sabre: Then...

Sabre: What starts with 'F' and ends in 'uck?'

Rainbow: Firetruck!

Sabre: Ok...starts with a 'P' and ends in 'orn?'

Rainbow: Popcorn!

Sabre: Holy mother of Origin...

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Nightmare: C'mon, I wasn't that drunk last night

Negative: You cried on the way home when you couldn't reach Dark by phone because his phone battery was dead

Nightmare: So? I was probably worried sick about him because he went home early...right?

Hypno, shaking his head: Um, we all went home together. He was in the back of the cab sitting beside you when you tried to call him

Nightmare:

Positive: You almost killed the cab driver and kept telling him to hurry up because your boyfriend's waiting for you

Nightmare:

Dark, trying to hold back his laughter: Pfft, don't worry Nightmare, I thought it was cute

Shadow: Not cute when we almost crashed because he was choking the cab driver

Dark and Shadow: *Laughing really hard*

Nightmare: I'm never drinking again

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Ultra: Is there anything you think of other than yourself?

Chaos: Yes. Power

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Galaxy: Talking to yourself actually makes you smarter

Galaxy:

Galaxy: Oh wait, I'm talking to myself

Purple: *Pops out of nowhere* You should talk to yourself way more often then

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Rainbow: So...I saw you spending a lot of time with Lucas lately

Light: No Rainbow it's not what it looks like! I swear!

Rainbow: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Light: No Rainbow, you're the only one for me!

Rainbow: Is that so?

Light: I swear to Origin! Lucas and I are just dating, okay? He's my boyfriend!

Rainbow: So there are no best-friend-feelings involved?

Light: You're still my one and only best friend! He's just the love of my life, nothing more!

Rainbow: But I'm still the platonic love of your life, right?

Light: Of course, Bow!

Rainbow: :D

Lucas: What the-

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Shadow, on the phone with Dark: Where are you?

Dark: Just got back from Target. It feels like I forgot something

Shadow: YEAH, YOU FORGOT ME!

Dark: OH, THANK ORIGIN!

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Galaxy: You're not our babysitter!

Sabre: No I'm not. At least babysitters get paid for everything they have to put up with

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Nightmare: When have I ever done something rash or irresponsible?

Negative: We have a list

Positive: Its alphabetized

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Rainbow: I believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory?

Lucas: No, you misheard me. I said it was 'sadness factory'

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