Void: Hey Rainbow, are you a painting?
Rainbow:
Rainbow: No?
Void: Because I'd like to nail you against the wall
Sabre, watching from a distance:
Sabre: Oh thank Origin! I thought he was going to say that he wanted to hang him
~~~
Time: Without ugly, there would be nothing beautiful in this world
Elemental: Thank you for your sacrifice
I don't actually think Time is ugly, but anyways-
~~~Soul: You know those moments when I tell you something isn't a good idea-
Corruption: -and then I ignore you. Yeah
Soul: *Sighs in frustration*
~~~
Shadow: Void has tricked us on so many occasions. How's the saying go? Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, won't get fooled again. Fool me a third time and well, the second time didn't really count because, I mean, dang, didn't he look dead?
Dark: Shadow, that's not remotely how the saying goes
~~~
Depressed Rainbow, sitting on his bed: And I jumped off the roof unscathed
Sabre, inspecting him: You're covered in wounds and blood, and you've got a rib fracture from hitting the balcony when you fell
Depressed Rainbow: I'm a little bit scathed
~~~
Light: Okay well let's say you haven't eaten for a day and you need food. What do you do?
Galaxy: I go to Sabre's house and ask him to make a sandwich
Light: Okay...but what if Sabre wasn't there?
Galaxy: Where would he be?
Light: Uhh...he had to leave to Rainbow Hub for something
Galaxy: What? Is he ok?!
Light: He's fine
Galaxy: Well if he's fine I don't see why he can't make me a sandwich
~~~
*Season 2 Time and Elemental, when they shared a house in the Rainbow Hub*
Elemental: Time wake up
Time, annoyed: What is it?
Elemental: When butterflies fall in love, do they feel steves in their stomach?
Time:
Elemental:
Time: El what the heck?
~~~
Depressed Rainbow: Creation is a curse and existence is pain
~~~
Galaxy, about Nightmare: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of this guy?!
Sabre: You don't need any help from me
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