Rainbow: Can you recommend me any books that made you cry?
Lucas: General mathematics 6th Edition
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Sabre: Galaxy has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. It's anybody's guess as to what he knows about any given topic. Watch
Sabre, shouting: Hey Galaxy, who sculpted Mount Rushmore?
Galaxy, shouting back: Gutzon Borglum, then his son finished it. Why?
Sabre: Now what state is it in?
Galaxy: Pfft, I don't know, Ecuador or something
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Dark: Is it hard for you to maintain a suntan?
Shadow:
Shadow: Why?
Dark: Because you live in my shadow
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Nightmare: For self-defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a robber and you two have to act wisely
Positive: Okay
Negative: Sure
Nightmare: If you want to live, give me all of your money
Positive: Bold of you to assume I have money
Negative: Bold of you to assume I want to live
Nightmare:
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LightSpike: *Does anything together*
Galaxy: Oh My GoSh In FrOnT oF mY sAnDwIcH?!?!
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Negative: If you want to get to Nightmare, you'll have to get through all of us first!
Shadow: Except me
Negative: Except Shadow
Shadow: I don't care what happens
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Nightmare: Dark says 'I love you' weird
Everyone: How?
Nightmare: Watch
Nightmare: Dark, I love you
Dark: I'd fricking kill for you
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Galaxy: If I cut off my leg and swing it at your head, would I be hitting you or kicking you?
Rainbow: You'll probably end up mentally scarring me more than anything
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Lucas: Hey Light, do you want me to do a tarot card reading for you?
Light: Oh, sure!
Lucas: *Lays down cards* Alright, this one tells me you're a precious angel, this one says your smile is heavenly, and-
Light: Lucas, these aren't even tarot cards, they're just pictures of me...
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Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
