#96 (Steve Saga Origins)

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Rainbow: I've noticed we've slowly started phasing the 'B' out of our Bromance

Blue: There was a B?

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Green, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a goose at the park today

Red, walking in, covered in goose feathers: Maybe the goose was being a jerk

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Purple: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Rainbow: Okay, but in my defense, Yellow bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo

Purple: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Blue: You should get the blue raspberry soda. It's amazing!

Prof. Red: Okay

*The waiter arrives at their table*

Prof. Red: I'll have the red strawberry soda

Blue: *Gives Prof. Red a deadly look of betrayal and disappointment*

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Rainbow: Blue is my bf

Purple: Best friend or boyfriend?

Rainbow: Yes

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Yellow: *Throwing rocks at Blue's window*

Blue: You have a cellphone for a reason!

*LOUD BANG*

Blue: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

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Prof. Red: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

Rainbow: Burn the lab down

Prof. Red: And what did you do?

Rainbow: I made dinner

Prof. Red:

Rainbow:

Prof. Red:

Rainbow: And burned the lab down

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Green: Heroes will be like 'I love animals,' but hate themselves...you are an animal, hero. Love yourself. Peace in this world!

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Rainbow: You know what I've realized?

Hypno: That some thoughts are better left unsaid?

Rainbow: Nice try, anyways-

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