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Lucas: You could be a father one day!
Sabre: One day? I already am!
Lucas: The steves aren't your sons, Sabre
Sabre, hugging Light and Purple towards himself: T h e y a r e m y s o n s
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Dark: *Gets a text* Oh! It's Negative
Positive, excitedly: Did he get me the stuff?
Dark: Yeah, he says he got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood
Positive: Wow! Where'd he find 12 gallons of fake blood?
Dark: You wanted fake blood?
Positive:
Dark: I'll go call Negative
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Galaxy: Shush! We're hiding! Be quiet everyone, including me!
Galaxy: Shush! Who's making that noise?!
Galaxy: Oh, it's me again
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Lucas: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though
Ghost: You need to stop
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Nightmare, looking at Positive and Negative: You're both lucky you're adorable, otherwise I would've sold you to the freak show by now
Positive: What's a 'freak show?'
Negative: It's like our family, but people pay to see it
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Rainbow: How do we keep getting into these situations?!
Sabre: 2 years of friendship, and I still don't know
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Rainbow, captured by Nightmare: *Sees Sabre and Lucas coming to rescue him*
Rainbow: Do you really think you're going to get away with this?!
Nightmare, who's also spotted Sabre and Lucas: Never intended to
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Positive: Always be positive!
Positive: *Falls down a flight of stairs*
Positive: Wow! I got down those stairs quick!
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Sabre: Be a father, they said
Rainbow, in the kitchen: AAAHHHH PUT IT OUT!
Galaxy: GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!
Time: ITS A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!
*Explosion sounds and screams increase in volume*
Sabre, ready to give up on life: It'd be fun, they said
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𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘. - 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙎𝙖𝙜𝙖/𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 ✔︎
Fanfic𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
