#68 (Steve Saga)

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Sabre: Want to hear a hard riddle?

Rainbow: Sure

Sabre: A rooster laid an egg on a roof, which way did it roll?

Rainbow:

Rainbow: Down?

Sabre: N-

Lucas: Who cares about which way it rolled, it would be scrambled eggs by then

Sabre:

Sabre: N-no...it's...r-roosters don't lay eggs, good lord Lucas

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Nightmare: *Hitting Dark*

Dark: What are you doing?

Nightmare: Hitting on you

Dark: THAT'S NOT HOW ITS DONE

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Positive: So you really believe me, Negative?

Negative: Pos, you're one of the few good people left on the face of this miserable planet. I'd believe you if you said talking cartoon birds did your hair this morning

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Y o u  a l r e a d y  k n o w -

10  c h a p t e r s  t o  g o-

Rainbow: Blue, how do I get revenge on those who have wronged me?

Blue: The best revenge is letting go and living well

Rainbow:

Rainbow: Anyone else? How do I get-

Prof. Red: Stab. Eliminate. Destroy

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Lucas: Light come over, I'm home alone

Light: Sorry Lucas I can't, I'm watering my grass

Lucas: But it's raining!!

Light: Don't worry I have an umbrella

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Sabre: We should stop worrying about Galaxy and let him lead his own life

Rainbow:

Sabre:

Rainbow: Do you want to follow him or should I?

Sabre: Lets both do it

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Shadow: I got a few knives up my sleeve

Dark: I think you mean cards

Negative: He did not

Shadow, pulling out knives: I did not

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Purple: Were you dropped on your head as a child?

Galaxy: Bold of you to assume I was held

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Lucas: I was a responsible person

Rainbow, raising his hand: I'm sorry, but didn't you and Sabre get a lifelong ban from a grocery store because he pushed you around really fast in a shopping cart?

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