#150 (Steve Saga Origins)

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50 more chapters before the book is completed-

Red: OH M G'S I'M SO MUCH HOTTER THAN BLUE *Puts his hand on fire*

Blue: You know what? You are hotter than me

Red: TOLD YOU GREEN

Blue: You're hotter than me because I'M COOLER THAN YOU *Throws water at Red making the fire go out*

Blue: You just got extinguished

Blue: *Walks out like a boss*

Rainbow: OHHH OH NO HE DIDN'T

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Prof. Red: Good morning, cruel world

Purple: Isn't the saying 'Goodbye, cruel world?'

Prof. Red: This world may be cruel, but I'm still kickin'

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Hypno: How does it feel to be on the wrong side?

Rainbow: Shut it, Dark buys you mega-bloks instead of LEGO's

Hypno: *Gasps* You taKE THAT BACK

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Blue: Where are you going Purple?

Purple: To seek the company of the only one around here who has any sense

Blue: Who's that?

Purple:

Purple: Myself

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Nightmare: What doesn't kill me makes me REAL cocky about the next thing that tries to do so

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Rainbow: That's a pretty rock

Blue: Professor Red gave it to me

Prof. Red: I threw it at you

Blue: He's very sweet

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Purple: So what did the paper in your fortune cookie say?

Hypno, eating the entire cookie: The what in my what

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Blue: What should I be for Halloween this year?

Rainbow: Harry Potter, a wizard, my boyfriend? Captain America

Blue: What did you say?

Rainbow: ...Captain America

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Purple: There's a cricket in my room and it chirps all night long

Prof. Red: Just call one of those bug murderers

Green: Um, they're called exterminators

Prof. Red, visibly annoyed: Yeah, why sugar-code it?

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