#131 (Steve Saga)

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Lucas: I have found a foolproof method of determining if someone is truly a bad guy

Sabre: What is it?

Lucas: If they don't like Light, they're evil

Sabre, nodding: That's pretty good logic

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Dark: People keep on saying that the reason I'm trying to get stronger is to get Nightmare's attention. They're totally wrong

Dark: I started getting stronger so I can throw more chairs at people

Dark: And get Nightmare's attention

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Rainbow, after joining Void: I have a gun and I'm not afraid to use it! Put your hands up!

Purple:

Purple: That's a Nerf gun

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Galaxy: You're my hero!

Sabre: Galaxy, all I did was catch your plate of sandwiches before it hit the floor

Galaxy: But you did it heroically

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Negative: So, did you kiss him?

Nightmare: ...No, the moment wasn't right...besides, I want our first kiss to be special

Negative: Aww, Nightmare, that so sweet. You chickened out like a little bab-

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Lucas, watching Rainbow do a bad*ss thing (Srry but I had to): Sometimes I forget just how dangerous and terrifying you can be

Rainbow, smiling innocently: That's the point!

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Sabre: Galaxy, can I talk to you for a minute?

Galaxy: Ooh, someone's in trouble...it's me. I don't know why I did that

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Nightmare, after yet another failed plan: This is so frustrating! I hate everybody!

Positive, with his voice cracking: Everybody?

Nightmare: *Sighs* Everybody except you

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*Nightmare Family GC*

Negative: ASHDKFKRLCVKOC

Hypno: What is that?

Dark: A keyboard smash

Hypno: How do I do it?

Dark: Just press anything

Hypno: 7

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