Rainbow: I've been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for ages now. No response!
Blue: Wow, he sounds stupid
Rainbow: He's really not. Actually, he's pretty dang smart, just dense
Blue: Maybe you need to be more obvious then? Like say 'Hey, I love you'
Rainbow: I guess you're right. Hey Blue, I love you
Blue: See, just like that!
Rainbow: Oh my Origin...
Blue: If that flies over his head, then sorry 'Bow, but he's too dumb for you
~~~
Green: If you could choose, how would you die?
Hypno: Dramatically
~~~
*In the future, where Rainbow isn't in hibernation and Blue isn't destroyed*
Purple: The cake will arrive at 1PM tomorrow
Prof. Red: Great! While you do that, I'll check up on the ring bear
Purple: You meant to say ring bearer, right?
Prof. Red:
Purple: Professor Red, look me in the eyes and tell me you aren't bringing a dangerous wild animal to Rainbow and Blue's wedding tomorrow
~~~
Rainbow: This is a message to all my haters-
Rainbow, starting to cry: I-I'm really sensitive so please stop
~~~
Yellow: I found this salad earlier today, and it's leaves are super crunchy and fall themed!
Green, sighing in frustration: Please tell me you didn't eat leaves off the freaking ground
~~~
Rainbow: *Eats 14 packs of Scooby Doo fruit snacks*
Rainbow: I'm gonna solve mysteries so freaking well now
~~~
Hypno: I came out of a vent and killed someone but I think someone else saw me
Green, surprised: Since when did you play Among Us?
Hypno: Huh? What's Among Us?
Green:
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*After Rainbow and Blue's wedding*
Yellow: So, how was Blue and Rainbow's wedding?
Purple: It was an emotional disaster
Prof. Red: Yeah, even the cake was in tiers!
Purple:
Purple: Your stupid bear attacked Blue, everyone was having emotional panic attacks, and you have the audacity to make jokes?
Prof. Red: Why cAN'T YOU JUST LET THAT GO-
~~~
Cop: You have the right to remain silent!
Hypno: But do I have the ability?
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Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
