Chapter 12: Family

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Yessir. We back baby!!!

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I pretend to go through my notes as I day dream and think about something that's been on my mind lately. I look over to see Issei writing something down regarding pacts.

Y/n: "*whistling*"

Issei: "..."

Y/n: "*WHISTLING I N T E N S I F I E S*"

Issei: "...!!"

Y/n: "*WHISTLING EXCEEDS MAXIMUM OUTPUT*"

Issei: "....!!!!"

Y/n: "*BALANCE BREAKER DIABOLOS WHISTLING OVERDRIVE*"

Issei: "WHAT DO YOU WANT?!"

Y/n: "Care to help me out with something?"

Issei: "Depends, will either of us get genderbent and/or get something up the ass?"

Y/n: "No"

Issei: "*Sigh of relief* Okay, what do you need help with?"

Y/n: "I need help organizing a romantic date for Sona and I"

Issei: "I see. I think I can set something up with the help of Kiba"

Y/n: "You and the blonde playboy making something sounds like the plan. I trust his intuition"

Issei: "He is pretty good at that"

On cue, the man himself arrived with a bit of an annoyed look.

Kiba: "I heard something about a blonde playboy? Please do not say you were referring to me"

Y/n: "I won't say it then playboy"

Kiba sighed and took a seat next to us.

Issei: "Y/n wants to set up a date between himself and Sona. Any ideas?"

Kiba: "Well.. How about dinner in a park?"

Y/n: "Sounds good, just don't let it be near a fountain at sun down"

Issei: "Why would- HEY, THAT HURT YOU BASTARD!!!"

Y/n: "Just trying to avoid getting impaled through the chest is all"

He began to strangle me as Kiba thought of more ideas.

Kiba: "Perhaps a fancy restaurant could do as well?"

Y/n: "*chocking* I dont.. have money"

Kiba: "I could provide the funds if you wish"

Issei: "You have the money for something like that?"

He lets me go as Kiba smiles at him.

Kiba: "Of course. I've been saving up some money in my spare time just in case a friend in need required some"

Y/n: "Are you a saint?"

Kiba: "A devil actually, though I'm happy you think of me as one. I do really like lending a helping hand to others"

Y/n: "Do you require something?"

Kiba: "Nothing at all"

Y/n: "I'LL GIVE THIS MAN A SPARE ILLUSION OF MY GENDERBENT SELF!!"

Kiba: "PLEASE DON'T!! I seriously don't need anything"

Y/n: "You see Issei? This.. is a MAN!!"

Issei: "He is a bro after all. I've known him long enough to know that now"

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