Son Of The Magus Of Flowers DxD (Son Of Merlin X Sona)

Chapter 11: Return Of The Dick Wizard.. With a V E N G A N C E

New waifu.

Yes the title is "Return Of The Dick Wizard.. With a V E N G A N C E"

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Y/n: "Pfftt!!! Hahahaha!!!"

Issei: "Having fun?"

Y/n: "Lots of it!!!"

Issei: "I'm glad you're finding amusement in my torment. Can you turn me into a dude now?!"

I tap my staff on the ground as Issei reverts back to having a dick again.

Y/n: "Oops, looks like I did something wrong"

Issei: "What?"

I point behind him as he sees the wall has a penis as well.

Issei: "WHY IS THERE A GLORYHOLE HERE?!"

Y/n: "I may have over done things?"

Issei: "Can you get rid of it?"

Y/n: "Obviously"

Issei: "Well do it"

Y/n: "No"

I cross my arms like a child and pout.

Issei: "Why not?!"

Y/n: "I can put dicks wherever I want"

Issei: "Stop acting like a child and make the wall a wall again!!"

Sona: "Y/n, get rid of the male organ of my wall"

Y/n: "Yes dear~"

I quickly tap my staff on the ground once more as everything goes back to normal.

Sona: "*sighs*"

Y/n: "She didn't deny it~ Now that all of us are here, let's get serious and back to business"

Rias: "We were all serious"

Tsubaki: "You were the only one not serious"

Y/n: "I SAID LET'S GET BACK TO BUSINESS!!"

Sona: "Right? Anyways, it appears that we have a problem with club meetings. Why is that Rias?"

Rias: "Because Y/n continues to come to my club and makes a ruckus all the time while being a distraction"

Sona: "How so?"

Y/n: "Yea, how exactly am I being a distraction?"

Issei: "For starters, YOU STOLE MY CAT GIRL YOU BASTARD!!!"

He points at me with authority. Koneko was sitting on my lap with a chocolate in one hand while the other one was looking at a small book.

Y/n: "I did no such thing~ *whistling*"

Issei: "Who gave her all the chocolate and books for her to read?"

Y/n: ".... I plead the 5th. As a matter of fact, I know my rights. WHERE THE HELL IS MY LAWYER?!"

Issei: "You are your lawyer"

Y/n: "I have not been read my rights"

Issei: "Stop it Karen, you don't need your rights read since you already know them!! You aren't even human!!"

Y/n: "That's racist!!!"

Issei: "How?!"

Sona: "Can the two of you be quiet?"

Y/n: "Yes ma'am~"

I sit quietly with a smile on my face.

Rias: "Issei, please be silent for a bit"