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Our dumbass of a hero sits infront of a huge ass tv playing Dragon Ball Xenoverse. "I WILL RIP YOUR SKULL OFF!" Bla bla bla bla. ANYWAYS. A doorball rings. AND SINCE ANYONE ELSE ISNT HOME. He goes and fucking gets it and i mean what the hell did you think would happen. OUTSIDE OF HIS BOOTFUL HOUSE DOOR. LAYS A BOX WITH WARNING LABALS DO NOT OPEN THIS. "FUCK DA SHIT." Taking the box inside he opens it REVEALING...........................
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KNOW WHAT FUCK USE YOUR.... IMAAAAAAAAGNAAAAATIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOnnnnnnn. ITS FUCKING MACH DRIVER YOU BAKAURES. ANYWAYS. IM SAYING ANYWAYS ALOT. Our hero sighes. "Yaaaaaaaa. A toy. THERE BETTER SOMESORT OF PLOT MUFFIN IN HERE!" He pulls out the belt and looks under. "It's just a Mach driver. With a signal bike. And another signal bike. And a waffle styled Lockseed with the words being "LS WTF." THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS. FUCK ITS HENSHIN TIME!" He slapped on the belt around his waist. "UMMMM. I WANT TO USE THE SHINY BIKE." Grabbing the metallic bike. "LETS HEN......SHIN!" WAFFLE. {THATS ME. :D} PUSHED THE BIKE INTO THE SLOT. [Signal Bike! RIDA/SHEEERIFF/ULTRA/SENTAI/KIAIDA/SIPDA/ZUBA/INZUA] "WAHT THE FUCK" *explodes* STORY OVER. NomorereasonDarkus DiamondDove40
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Kamen Rider Waffle Super
RandomAfter all this time, I still have no idea what this is.
