𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐓 | 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥

𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐆𝐎𝐊𝐔 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒

- Goku would've married Bulma if he had the chance

- Goku wondered that if his hair got spikey enough, he'd be able to cut or electrocute someone because of the electrical currents that form from his body

- Possibly Vegeta

- Thought Jaco was an old woman from his voice

- He sometimes wants to be a better father so he talks to Gohan and Vegeta for parenting advice

- Also thought Whis was a woman

- Wanted to cut his hair like Zamasu once, though it was cool

- Thinks Chi - Chi sucks at bedtime sparring

- When the Z fighters had that baseball tournament, Goku genuinely wanted to see Yamcha get bodied

- He did

- Thinks Android 18 is really pretty but would never tell her, especially around Krillin

- Tries to be a competent husband to Chi - Chi but fails miserably

- You remember that time Goku said the exact amount roaches behind the fridge when he was eating at home?
Chi - Chi not only got scared/disturbed but she thought Goku was a telepath

- She thinks Goku can read minds but doesn't say anything because she still wants to believe Goku is a dummy

- All over some dumbass roaches

- He still loves Chi - Chi, even through her constant nagging

- He knows that he should go all out on strong opponents and that the fact that he doesn't bothers his family and friends but he keeps doing it just to fuck with them lmfao

- Goku is kinda emotional in private