Son Of The Magus Of Flowers DxD (Son Of Merlin X Sona)

Chapter 11: Return Of The Dick Wizard.. With a V E N G A N C E

Issei: "Of course President. Anything for you"

Our smiling faces look at each other and turn into one of disgust.

Issei: "Uuuugghhh.. Simp"

Y/n: "Virgin killed by a fountain by his supposed love of his life"

Issei: "Hey that hurt. You take that back!!"

Y/n: "Nope"

She begins to choke me as the meeting continues on.

Sona: "Firstly, I'd like to apologize for his actions"

Rias: "Why are you apologizing for him?"

Y/n: "Because she's my wife and she wuves m-"

I recieved a book to the face as I stop it from landing on Koneko's head.

Y/n: "Protect.. the.. loli"

I fall onto the sofa as Issei comes to my aid.

Issei: "Y/n, speak to me man!! Don't go to the light!!!"

Y/n: "Issei?.. buddy? Is that *cough* *cough* Is that you?"

Issei: "Yes it's me!! Can you hear me!!"

Y/n: "Is *cough* *cough*.. The loli okay?"

Issei: "She's fine. She was safe thanks to your heroics"

Y/n: "Maybe I'll be in the throne of heroes because of this.. I can feel myself dematerializing"

A shiny golden aura surrounds me as I could feel my body fade.

Issei: "Y/n!! Don't you leave me!!! What happened to seeing all of worlds most beautiful women together!! What happened to getting squeezed by the most magnificent of boobs and thighs?!"

Y/n: "You'll just have to *cough* *cough* continue the journey without me. The heaven gates.. I can see them.  So many thicc thighs everywhere.."

I put a hand on Koneko's head as she turns around to me.

Y/n: "Protect.. The loli.. for me Issei.. blegh"

Issei: "Y/n?.. Y/n?! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Issei tells into the sky as he holds onto my dematerializing body.

Koneko: "Noooo"

Koneko followed after him with a monotone and uninterested cry before heading back to her book.

Rias & Sona: "Knock it off"

Issei sat back down as he felt true terror at both their gazes.

Y/n: "I would of like a bit more emotion out of you Koneko"

I was behind Sona's chair and leaned a little closer to hear to read some of her complaints.

Y/n: "Hmm.. Growing dicks on walls.. Growing dicks on chairs"

Issei: "You're an asshole for that one!!!"

Y/n: "Genderbending Issei.. Genderbending Kiba.."

Kiba: "I'd prefer if you please didn't do that again"

Akeno: "Atleast you were a pretty girl~"

Kiba: "Lady Akeno, please don't tease me like that!!

Y/n: "I don't see anything wrong with any of the- Oh no, that one was pretty bad actually. Nearly blowing up the school with a sword swing was not my proudest moment. Making friends with Raynare wasn't bad. I didn't know what she did"

Issei: "It was still fucked up"

Y/n: "Meh.. Genderbending myself?"

Sona: "You keep using that to get what you want from other boys. Homework, money, etc"