Zack: She’s trying to get us to break up with our gf/bf, then get us together.
Cheyenne: Well... It’s not a bad idea.
Zack: So what, you agree with her?
Cheyenne: Well, I agree with the tactic. Not sure I really agree with it happening to us, though.
Zack: It’s kinda like a blind date, though. Except we know each other.
Cheyenne: Right. And it was more forced.
Zack: Yeah...
Cheyenne: Okay so... What do we talk about?
Zack: How long do you think she’ll keep us in here for?
Sophia: Til you’re all coupled differently! It’s pretty obvious you aren’t happy with each other!
Alfred: That’s slightly true...
Cheyenne: WHAT!?
Alfred: Oh don’t even! I heard what you said about Sophia’s idea!
Cheyenne: Touché, my friend. Touché.
Sophia: So Cheyenne, what was one thing you didn’t like about Alfred?
Cheyenne: He wasn’t very manly.
Alfred: HEY!
Sophia: And Alfred? Anything you didn’t like about Cheyenne?
Alfred: She doesn’t like to hang around me in public because of my criminal past. Even though I was only in jail once or twice – the main reason being when I helped kidnap Justin Bieber.
Cheyenne: Whoa, what!?
Alfred: It was part of a bet!
*Sal: Oh, you know you liked it!
Alfred: Shut up.
Sophia: Anyway... Zack, what’s one thing you didn’t like about Sal?
*Sal: You better watch it buddy.
Zack: Well that...
*Sal: Hey!
Zack: Well it’s true! And you’re kind of a nag. But I don’t mind the nagging too much!
*Sal: I’m not a nag!
Alfred: ...
*Sal: Oh shut up.
Alfred: I didn’t say anything!
*Sal: You were thinking it!
Alfred: *Shrugs* You know me too well.
Sophia: Awhhh!
*Sal: Can it, Prego.
Sophia: WHAT THE HECK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME!?
*Sal: You heard me!
Alfred: What the heck Sal!? You know not to provoke the pregnant girl! She’ll kill you without hesitation! She’ll tear you apart!
*Sal: *Yawns* Big deal.
Alfred: *Looks at Sal weirdly*.
*Sal: What?
Alfred: Nothing...
Sophia: JUST GET TOGETHER NOW!
Cheyenne: So Alfred, does this mean we’re breaking up?
Alfred: Well considering you don’t like to be seen with me in public, it might be a good idea.
Zack: So...
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Time Wasters
HumorCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...
Time Waster # 42 -- The Really Lame Rescue
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