Legend of Zelda Chats (Mostly BoTW)

Cursing, Raging Fight

I'm so bad: I, Daruk, loyal leader of the gorons has to ask you to-

Mipha Best Fish: Yes, has ask you to Fuc* off

Urbosa: Dude Mipha-

(Mipha Best Fish has changed Urbosa's name to I killed Link)

I killed Link: MIPHA WORST CHAMPION

Mipha Best Fish: URBOSA BEST LIAR

I'm so bad: MIPHA BEST CHEATER

Lame Princess: MIPHA WORST NAME PICKER

Mipha Best Fish: MIPHA BEST PROTECTOR OF LINK'S FEELINGS. YOU GUYS DON'T GIVE A SHI* ABOUT HIS FEELINGS AT ALL.

Fuc* off: MIPHA WORST PERSON ALIVE

Mipha Best Fish: REVALI BEST LIAR ALIVE

Lame Princess: I do give a shi* about his feelings. You're overprotective!

Mipha Best Fish:  You really are the worst princess alive. How about that day at the shrine where you yelled at Link to go away? How about forcing Link to eat that frog, then he got REALLY sick the day after?  Who screamed at him? Who let their anger all out at him? Who wanted to read Link's diary out on everybody? Huh? Who expected Link to save Hyrule after a 100 year, memory losing slumber? Then after that,he had to go through millions of boss fights? Huh? Who did? Who hate Link's guts?! Lastly, WHO TREATED LINK AS A SERVANT? HE IS NO REGULAR KNIGHT. YOU WATCH YOUR WORDS, ACTIONS, AND FEELINGS, WORST PRINCESS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I killed Link: Mipha is good at giving lectures.

Fuc* off: Yes.

Lame Princess: YOU Fuc* off me, Mipha- True.

I'm so bad: Actually, all that's true! True facts!

Mipha Best Fish: We actually gave him our Champions Blessings. What did you give him? A LONG TIME OF PAIN, A GRIEVING JOB, NO GIFT AFTER, NO BLESSINGS, NOT EVEN A CHANGE OF FEELINGS? DO YOU KNOW, PRINCESS, HOW SAD HE WAS WHEN HE RECOVERED HIS MEMORIES? ALL ALONE. NO ONE TO HELP HIM. YOUR VOICE WAS URGING HIM TO GO TO HYRULE CASTLE, AND POSSIBLY MEET HIS DOOM. HE WAS ALONE. AND YOUR MEMORIES DIDN'T HELP, EITHER. IN ALL THOSE MEMORIES, YOU HATED HIM. HE WAS SO KIND TOWARDS YOU, PROTECTED YOU NO MATTER WHAT, LIKE ON MEMORIES 16 AND 17, AND HOW DID YOU TREAT HIM? BY LASHING ALL YOUR ANGER OUT ON HIM. SCREAMING, YELLING, CURSING, (I CAUGHT YOU DOING THAT) AND GIVING HIM A HARD TIME. SO, THINK ABOUT YOUR ACTIONS, PRINCESS ZELDA. THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lame Princess; *cries over Link and Mipha*

(Lame Princess has left the chat)

(Mipha Best Fish has hacked the chat)

(Mipha Best Fish is now the host of Champion Chats)

(Mipha Best Fish made I killed Link Co Host of Champion Chats)

(Mipha Best Fish has wiped the names)

Urbosa: Thanks.

Mipha: i am the queen....of lectures!

Daruk: That's actually all true.

Revali: yes. everything in there was all true. But lemme ask you one thing: how do you know all that? Like a couple week ago, we were doing that true or false thing. You seemed to know everything. Like EVERYTHING

Mipha: I know a lot about Link. I continued to watch him, even when I was trapped in my Divine Beast. I could even see what memories he was recovering.

Urbosa: yeah like how I saw how Link got into Gerudo Town

Daruk: Wait....you caught Zelda cursing out on Link?!

Mipha: Yes. A lot, actually. I know Link is watching over us. He is proud of my actions.

Urbosa: You were bold there, Mipha. Very bold. Just like a true leader.

Revali: I'm now scared of Mipha.

Mipha: I'm going to attend Link's funeral/

Daruk: It was today?! I'm going eight now. Castle town, right?

Mipha: Yes.

Urbosa: i'm going

Revali: I don't wanna go. I'll see if I want to.

Mipha: Zelda, if I catch you- Bye.

(Mipha has left the chat)

(Daruk has left the chat)

(Revali has left the chat)

(Urbosa has left the chat)

Wow that was a lot of cursing. But Mipha was right. About everything. she is the queen of lectures.