Zelda: K
Daruk: Plan a or b
Link: Plan a. Get in the juicy stuff
Zelda: No, plan b, then if plan b backfires we have no choice to pump up plan a.
Link: Then the me going to spew Ganon's guts out should be b, then the ganon taking over divine beast one should be a!
Zelda: U know, whatever! We are doing divine beasts activate one first, and not Link Ganon guts one, only if Champions Divine Beasts activate fails! You hear that!
Link: Yes *laughs*
Urbosa: Yes
Mipha: Gotcha Princess
Daruk: K
Revalu: FIne ok
Zelda: Good.
Zelda: Now we practice
Link: Do not touch the malice I have touched it many times because I am dumb, and it takes damage away so plz don't touch.
Urbosa: Mkay
Mipha: Pkay
Daruk: Sure Im listening
Revali: Yeah ok i don't wanna burn my feathers though
Link: Oooh
Zelda: What now
Link: P. O. T. S.
Zelda: Link, no-
Link: *smashes crashes smashes smashes*
Mipha: Where are you
Link: In underground Hyrule Castle
Zelda; Guys, trade! Make him stop! We have treasures in there!
Daruk: ..... I'll give you more yummy rocks!
Link: This stuff is better
Mipha: I can give you all of our weapons, they look cool and -*smacks face*
Urbosa: I will give you a free sand seal ride!
Link: I can catch them on my own.
Zelda: Umm.... u can take a break for a day!
Link: That's the worst idea ever
Zelda: I guess he loves his job dearly.
Link: Good things in store
Revali: I'll give you a bow!
Link: I have all the bows even bow of light
Zelda: How'd you keep it?!
Link: Glitched
Urbosa: Stop pots Link!
Link: And.... last one. *crash*
Zelda: Oh we failed.
Mipha: Ugh those treasures were there a long time
Link: :)
Daruk: Ugh, cringey
Link: I have a plan c:
Champions abandon Divine Beast, they come with me to fight Ganon head on and Zelda can come to
Revali: That's a good plan actually Medoh deals 1 damage
Urbosa: I like that! The Divine Beasts might be to sick and clogged to move! Great thinking!
Mipha: Ngh.... NICE
Daruk: Yeah, little guy, you rock!
Zelda: Ok, though the divine beasts can rest.. LET"S ROCK!
Link: not right now, when he strikes.
Zelda: We must get ready. Link, round up the royal guard army. Urbosa, go practice your lightning, or round up your troops. Mipha, practice with trident or round up army. Revali, go practice with bow or round up army. Daruk, same as the others.
Daruk: K
Link: K
Urbosa: K
Mipha: K
Revali: K
Zelda: Shall we go...?
Link: Nah, I want to talk a bit.
Urbosa: Ok, what is the best weapon
Link: Master Sword
Urbosa: No, it's Lynel Crusher
Link: Those have bad durability.
Mipha: Goddess Sword?
Link: Hmm. I'll read up on that
Zelda: Master Sword
Daruk: I don't know
Zelda: I'm done I have to eat dinner
Link: Dinner?! I'm out!
(Link has left the chat)
Zelda: Oh my goddess, Link all about food.Bye!
(Zelda has left the chat)
Mipha: I'm going to do what Princess Zelda said.
(Mipha has left the chat)
(Daruk has left the chat)
Revali: You and me-
(Urbosa has left the chat)
Revali: Nevermind!
(Revali has left the chat)
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Legend of Zelda Chats (Mostly BoTW)
Humor(link has created 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖘) link: ....... link: hello zelda: well hello there! daruk: little guy, what's this? revali: tch. urbosa: oh revali shut it. mipha: this seems interesting! little did the champions know, this would be t...
Plans to kill ganon failed well kinda idk
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