Chicken Utters

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So for the past week, I keep saying, "Chicken utters." And this is what happens.

Me: Chicken Utters!

Guy: Chickens don't have utters.

Me: But they should! Then they could produce milk, eggs, and when you're feeling carnivorous, you can make fried chicken!

Guy: -_-

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Me: You're a chicken butt!

Friend: Chicken Uttas!!

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Me: *runs into room and yells* CHICKEN UTTAS!!!

Teacher: ....

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And so... the reign of the chicken utter begins.

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