When my sister, cousin, and I play Minecraft Pocket Edition-
Sister: You go first!
Me: Why not you?! You have full iron armor and an iron sword!
Cousin: I'm not going!
Me: Well you guys have armor! I'm gonna fight the monsters naked- I mean without armor!
Sister: I want all the creepers.
Me: I'm gonna check the balcony. *walks up to balcony*
Sister: Remember, leave the creepers to me.
BOOM!
Me: Uh...
Sister: What happened?!
Me: A creeper may have blown up your house.
Cousin: We'll fix it when we come back.
Me: K. *comes back down*
Sister: You go first. *points at cousin*
Cousin: No!
Me: You two are such wooses! You guy have iron armor and iron swords! I'm going out naked with only a stone sword and a stone Betty- I mean axe!
Sister: There's too many.
Me: Let's go upstairs and get some more food.
Cousin: K.
All three go upstairs.
Sister: You guys hear anything?
Me: Who cares?
Come back downstairs.
Sister: Holy ****!
Cousin: Language!
Me: Well, at least we dot have to go outside.
Sister: There's monsters in my house!
Me: Well let's go!
Cousin: No!
Me: Forget you two. YOLO!! *runs into horde of monsters*
Cousin: O_O
Me: HELP!! *dies*
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The Boredom Book
RandomJust what the title says. Full of randomness. Who would wanna read this?
