The Boredom Book

WONDERFUL NEWS!!!

GUYS!!! I just noticed..... I start chapters with "GUYS!!!" A lot......

Hmmmm.... you all henceforth be known as.....

Chicken utters.......

Na....... I'll work on it.....

BUT GUYS! (I Siriusly need a thesaurus right now) I HAVE WONDERFUL NEWS!!!!!!!!!!

I'M...........

NOT TELLING YOU YET!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

It's a surprise ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

IM SOOOOOOO EVIL!!!!

😊 I can just feel your rage, frustration, and curiosity 😊

BUT YOU WONT KNOW TIL I TELL YOU!!!

BUT!!!

JUST BUT!!!!

Hehe......

BUT!!!!

*activate cool accent*

There is one person who knows.....

And he OR she (I ain't giving anything away) knows........

In fact....... they might be reason this right know......

Or they may be lurking in the comment section........

Or under your bed.......

Oh hi! I can see you through the window right now!

No, jk, jk........

But really, I GOT A WONDERFUL SURPRISE!!!!

And only one...... knows.......

(But I'm not THAT mean so I'll give you a hint: Take a closer look at the chapter title.... and think about it.......)