Mile

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Today we had to run the mile. It was a bonus for the fitness gram. This is what happened-

Me: *coughing, panting, wheezing, cursing, dying* D-DID I-I MAKE....IT?!

Friend: Sorry, you didn't make it in the time.

Me: BUT I ALMOST DIED!! THE COACHES HAVE GOT TO COUNT THAT!!!

Friend: They don't, sorry.

Me: _______!

Later-

Friend 2: What happened to you!

Me: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED!!! I RAN A SHUCKING MILE AND ALMOST DIED IN THE PROCESS AND I DIDNT EVEN MAKE IT IN TIME!!! GYM IS A DUCKING WASTE OF TIME!!!

Friend: ...Nice seeing you too.

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