D: I'm gonna touch your Moon Rising book...
Me: If you touch it, you'll never live to see tomorrow.
D: I'm gonna do it...
Me: You've been warned.
D: *touches it*
Me: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!! YOU LITTLE ___________! YOURE ___________ IS GONNA GET A TRANSPLANT!!! I'M GONNA RIP YOUR ARM OF AND SLAP YOU WITH IT!!! *runs-no charges at him*
D: *runs*
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The Boredom Book
RandomJust what the title says. Full of randomness. Who would wanna read this?