INACCURATE

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Does it really get on your nerves when someone says something and it's wrong and you have a really strong urge to yell the right thing at them?

Like today, in class this girl is like,"Dang Hercules." And she looks at me and asks, "You know who Hercules is, right?" And really wanna scream,"DUH!! GREEK MYTHS IS, LIKE, MY PROFESSION!!" But instead I just say,"Yeah." This other girl is like,"He's a Greek god isn't he?" And I'm like in my head,"HE'S NOT A GOD!!" Then she's all like,"I saw Hercules, this Disney movie." And I just can't stand it anymore and I'm like,"Actually, that movie is inaccurate. Hera is not Hercules' mother and she definitely isn't that nice." And she's like,"Yes she is." And I just lose it and yell, "NO SHE ISNT!! LOOK IT UP!! I READ EVERY SINGLE PERCY JACKSON BOOK IN EXISTENCE! I KNOW MY MYTHOLOGY!"

Feels good.

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