Book Nerd Insults

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That last chapter made me think of funny insults. Whenever some ________ is a _______ to me, I'm always thinking of some very unpleasant thoughts at them. Then these just popped into my mind:

"You need Khione to ice that burn?" (HOO reference)

"You are such a Morrowseer!" (WOF reference)

"You are as stupid and ostentatious as Blaze!" (WOF reference that people might actually understand)

"You need to attend to thy waistline, scoundrel!" (Not a book reference, just a funny old English thing my friend told me which basically means,"You're fat.")

"Your arrogance will be your downfall!" (Another that my friend told me, which means,"You're going to die of stupidity," or,"You're dangerously stupid.")

"You look like a Griever." (Maze Runner reference)

Sooooo yeah. I'm weird.

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