The Boredom Book

Sports

I don't like sports. The only sport I like is Quidditch (ignore this if you're a Muggle). So whenever my cousins watch sports, I always say something to tick them off-

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Cousin: *watching football* TOUCHDOWN!

Me: GOAL!

Cousin: -_-

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Cousin: *watching basketball* SLAM DUNK!

Me: HOLE IN ONE!

Cousin: -_-

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Cousin: *watching soccer*

Me: This is boring. Where's the broomsticks, Quaffle, Bludgers, and Golden Snitch?

Cousin: What?

Me: And there's only supposed to be seven people.

Cousin: What are you talking about?

Me: *walks away* Dumb Muggle.