Bob

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You know when people draw a stick figure on their hands and they're like,"This is Bob. Bob says hi." Then they smash their hands together and then there's a blob in the other hand and they say, "This is Bob when the truck comes by." Whenever someone does that, I yell at them,"DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT BOB THAT WAY! HE NOBLEY SACRIFICED HIMSELF SO THAT PERCY AND ANNABETH COULD ESCAPE TARTARUS! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!" And then they stare at me like I'm crazy.

You will be remembered in our hearts, Bob. Thank you, and rest in peace.

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