I got over 200 questions, so this could be long... please read it, it took hours to write .
Michael:
(1) Y u so perfect
A: i'm not. i mean i am pretty awesome but not perfect. i, like everyone else, have my flaws.
(2) I am in awe with your fan skills so whats the best way to stalk the baes?
A: i hoenstly don't know. twitter is a great way to stalk, so go on there. i don't know, i suck at giving advice i'm sorry.
(3) can we fangirl together?
A: hell yeah!
(4) what's your favorite thing about calum?
A: his lips. definitely.
(5) Are you and calum going to fuckk
A: maybe, i don't know. i mean, he's still struggling with his sexuality..
(6) let's fangirl over youtubers together and you can tell me every single thing you love about calum plz and thankyou
A: sounds great but do you really want me to tell you every single thing i love about him? that could take hours, babe.
(7) Do you prefer magoes or oranges?
A: oranges all the way
(8) Does it matter? What kinda donut you have, I mean.
A: it has to be Dunkin' Donuts
(9) IF YOU BReak calums heart i will come at you before yOU CAN SAY LONG LIVE LASHTON
A: i don't want to hurt him. i've waited so long to finally have him and now that i kind of do, i don't want to lose him anymore. he's so important to me my heart hurts.
(10) are you top or bottom?
A: i don't know maybe both?
(11) Why are you so adorable ?
A: ¯\_(シ)_/¯
(12) can we please become friends and fangirl together?
A: yes please
(13) Do you think you actually love Calum or is it just some fangirl/fanboy love?
A: at first i thought it was just fan love but then i started to fall for him really hard and i guess you could call it real love?
(14) do you even realize that ur life is a goddamn fanfiction
A: sometimes i feel like it is, really
(15) what do you think about Ashton?
A: uh, i don't even know what to think. first i thought he was a douche but then i met him and he was really sweet and he made luke so happy and i like happy Luke. he makes mistakes too often tho this boy should stop getting drunk. AlcOHOL IS BAD FOR YOU KIDS
(16) HOW BIG YO DICK
A: only calum will know
(17) How does it feel to be out of the fanzone
A: it's amazing
(18) Your so lucky to have Calum! But he's all yours! I promise!
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collaboration ♡ malum ✓
Fanfictioncollaboration {kəlabəˈreɪʃn/}; the action of working with someone to produce something (for example: videos or songs) - in which calum has a youtube channel called 'collabcal' and michael's weekly highlight is to watch his videos [side lashton] firs...
