Talk Dirty To Me

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Eren: L-Levi! I'm so horney~

Levi: So? Go jack off in the bathroom or something.

Eren:*Grinds against Levi.* Oh, come on. Please, help me with it...Commander~

Levi: What do you want me to do brat? Rip off your dick so that youdon't get hard ever again?

Eren: No! I want you to talk dirty to me you baka!

Levi:Talk what?

Eren: Dirty! Talk dirty to me! 

Levi: Hummm. Okay. The dishes aren't done. Youhave to wash the bathroom. The laundry basket is full andyourroom is a mess.

Eren: I give up. Good bye. Have fun. I'm done.

{A/N }

Oh man! Levi sucks at this! >_< 

One last thing! I need your help with something big that has been tormenting me for the past three months or so T-T 

(Look at that cosplay though! >-<) 

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