Mr. Bartender

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Armin: Why did I, a graduate medical student with enough credentials to begin my own business and build my own medical center, get stuck tending bars?

Jean: I don't know stupid. Maybe because we're still neck deep in university loans? Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's why.

Armin: *Rolls eyes.* Thanks for the reality check.

Jean: Listen, just get rid of your drunk buddy over there. It's nearly closing time and I'm not going to stay here longer than I need.

Armin: *Sets down the glass beer mug he was cleaning.* That's right. Crap, Eren is totally hammered. *He tries to shake Eren awake over the counter.*

Eren: *Slurring his words.* I'll...IIII'LL pay with debit....~

Armin: You already paid idiot. Give me your keys, I'll get you a cab.

Eren: NO! Don't do thaaaat...hnng...

Armin: How are you going to get home then? On a magic carpet ride?

Eren: Call...call that...asshole. If he can't even make it to our anniversary dinner....he can..he can pick me up at l-least...don't you think Armin?~

Armin: Asshole? Are you talking about Levi?

Eren: Who else!? Haha...he's the only one...who could forget something so important...don't you think Armin?~ *Attempts to stand up from the bar stool.* Call him...I'll sober up.

Jean: Oh hell no. We have to go home-

Armin: Jean! Jesús Christ learn some etiquette service. I'll give him a call, don't worry Eren.

Jean: Oh come on! I'm tired!

(A/N)
There will be a part 2 soon! :D
I'll have a question of the day for you guys, where would you prefer to live: city, beach, or country?

Also, I recommend watching Takumi-kun Series! The live action is something 100% worth watching! Specially since it's BL ;) Go out there and enjoy your doze of cute gays lovelies.

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