Armin: Why did I, a graduate medical student with enough credentials to begin my own business and build my own medical center, get stuck tending bars?
Jean: I don't know stupid. Maybe because we're still neck deep in university loans? Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's why.
Armin: *Rolls eyes.* Thanks for the reality check.
Jean: Listen, just get rid of your drunk buddy over there. It's nearly closing time and I'm not going to stay here longer than I need.
Armin: *Sets down the glass beer mug he was cleaning.* That's right. Crap, Eren is totally hammered. *He tries to shake Eren awake over the counter.*
Eren: *Slurring his words.* I'll...IIII'LL pay with debit....~
Armin: You already paid idiot. Give me your keys, I'll get you a cab.
Eren: NO! Don't do thaaaat...hnng...
Armin: How are you going to get home then? On a magic carpet ride?
Eren: Call...call that...asshole. If he can't even make it to our anniversary dinner....he can..he can pick me up at l-least...don't you think Armin?~
Armin: Asshole? Are you talking about Levi?
Eren: Who else!? Haha...he's the only one...who could forget something so important...don't you think Armin?~ *Attempts to stand up from the bar stool.* Call him...I'll sober up.
Jean: Oh hell no. We have to go home-
Armin: Jean! Jesús Christ learn some etiquette service. I'll give him a call, don't worry Eren.
Jean: Oh come on! I'm tired!
(A/N)
There will be a part 2 soon! :D
I'll have a question of the day for you guys, where would you prefer to live: city, beach, or country?Also, I recommend watching Takumi-kun Series! The live action is something 100% worth watching! Specially since it's BL ;) Go out there and enjoy your doze of cute gays lovelies.
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Attack On Titan One Shots★
FanfictionFunny conversations between the characters of Attack On Titans!! Everything included! Love confessions, jealous Levi, funny Erwin, embarrassed Armin and cute Marco! There is some smut included so be warned! Cover credit goes to the amazing user: da...