Levi: Have you ever thought about it?
Erwin: About what?
Levi: Eren's ass.
Erwin: Why would I everthink about such thin?
Levi: Because his ass is perfect. It is just so well planned out and the curves are also in all the right places.
Erwin: ................What?
(Eren walks in)
Eren: Oh. Hello there. I didn'tthink anyone would be here.
Erwin: It'sOKEren. Levi and I were just talking.
Levi: Eren, bend down and grab that book over there by the table for me.
Eren: Ok.
Levi: *Leans to Erwin and whispers in his ear* Just focus on the ass.
Eren: Here you go Captain.
Levi: Ah, yes thank you. So, Erwin, did you see what I mean?
Erwin: H-h-his ass is p-perfect!
Eren: W-what?!
Erwin: How did I not notice before?!
Levi: You see what I mean?
Eren: Heichou! Please stop talking about my bottom to other people!
Levi: Is a shame isn't? Too bad that I am the only one allowed to touch it.
Erwin: ...................
Eren: Heichou! !
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Attack On Titan One Shots★
FanfictionFunny conversations between the characters of Attack On Titans!! Everything included! Love confessions, jealous Levi, funny Erwin, embarrassed Armin and cute Marco! There is some smut included so be warned! Cover credit goes to the amazing user: da...
