The Bees and the Birds Talk
Eren: Haichou, may I ask you a question?
Levi: You just did brat.
Eren: No, I mean an actual question.
Levi: Hurry up Eren. I have a lot of paperwork to finish.
Eren: Alright! My question is, where do babies come from?
Levi:.....
Eren:.....
Levi: Eren, what brought this up to your little and dusty mind?
Eren: Sir, Mikasa said that she wanted to have my babies but I do not know how that works.
Levi: (Thinks to himself) Side note: Kill Ackerman
Levi: Ok, this is how it works, brat.
(Explains sex)
Eren: O-ok. Thank you Haichou, but I have another question. Does it work with men too?
Levi:......
Eren:......
Levi: Let's find out. (Pushes Eren down with him)
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Attack On Titan One Shots★
FanfictionFunny conversations between the characters of Attack On Titans!! Everything included! Love confessions, jealous Levi, funny Erwin, embarrassed Armin and cute Marco! There is some smut included so be warned! Cover credit goes to the amazing user: da...
