One Shots

Leigha&Harry

"I wish I had a monkey,” I say with a sigh, looking through the bars of the cage in front of us at all the chimpanzees running around in it.

"Well technically speaking, those are apes,” Harry teases slipping his hand into mine, intertwining our fingers.

"You know what I mean" I say with a laugh nudging him. The boys had a day off from their tour so we were at the zoo. Honestly the zoo had to love that we were here, since we'd arrived, the amount of people had doubled if not tripled. Yes, most of them were fans following us around, but they weren't mobbing us since we had Paul and Andy plus a few other guards here with us.

"Why can't you just want a puppy like a normal girl?" Harry asks with a laugh. "It's a lot easier to get one of those than a monkey."

"But I already have a puppy" I say jokingly reaching over and messing with Liam's hair. Liam looks over confused, having not been paying attention to our conversation, rather smiling and waving at a few fans. "It's puppy Payne" I say jokingly. Liam flashes a smile before looking back at the fans waving to them again. Harry laughs, shaking his head but not denying it. "Although according to most of the girls on Tumblr, our dear old puppy Payne has turned into something of a sex panther with that new haircut" I muse looking at Liam before glancing up at Harry's shocked expression. "What?" I ask with a laugh.

"I can't believe you run a 1D Tumblr still" he says with a laugh.

"Well no one on it knows who I am! Besides, it's fun and it's an easy way to keep up with the fan's opinions on you all and to see new pictures when you're on tour" I say with a grin.

"Well what do they say about me?" he asks raising an eyebrow, a mischievous smile appearing on his face. I feel my face heat up slightly as I think of all the things I've read about him. They weren't exactly the cleanest things. Harry laughs seeing my expression "Well?" he presses.

"They call you a fetus" I deadpan watching as his eyes widen in a shocked look. I crack a smile and his eyes narrow.

"No they don't" he accuses. I laugh shaking my head.

"They call all you guys fetuses when you auditioned. Now apparently you are a sex god. Most of them can't even finish sentences when they see a picture of you" I say appeasing him. His grin returns and I know that I just inflated his ego even more. "Personally I find all the Larry Stylinson stuff hilarious" I say jokingly as he sticks his tongue out at me. "Who knew that being a beard was so much work though? I apparently have to keep you two from jumping each other all the time." I continue causing Harry to laugh this time. Harry pauses and looks over at me his expression serious.

"You know none of that is true right?" he asks his eyes scanning mine for any trace of doubt. I nod; I never had believed any of that stuff. "Because I love you. Nobody else" I smile nodding my head.

"Well I'm still deciding between you and Edward,” I say jokingly. Harry's eyes widen in shock.

"Who's Edward?" he asks nervously and I laugh.

"Edward Styles? Your twin?" I ask jokingly and I can see the moment when it clicks for him that I was talking about the twin edits that people had done of the boys.

"Don't scare me like that,” he says with a laugh. I laugh brushing a curl off his face letting my fingers trail down the side of his face to rest on his neck.

"You never have to worry Haz. I ship Heigha,” I say before pulling his lips to mine.

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I really hope you use Tumblr or else this could be really confusing haha.