yes hello this is amanda
"hi amanda" says the support group
anyway here i am to talk to you about a little something called
the jersey accent
most of you may think it sounds like
"AYO WE AT THE JOISEY SHOWE AND WE GON GET DRUNK TONITE BITCHEZZ"
if you can't read that in a jersey accent then there is a video link on the sidebar to a kind yet pretty dumb man teaching you how to speak in a jersey accent :--))
first of all no
second of all nO
HELLO YES I LIVE IN JERSEY AND I HAVE NEVER MET OR HEARD ANYONE FROM HEAR SPEAK LIKE THAT
it really itches my balls when people go "oh you're from joisey right?? ya have this accent too, ya guido??"
no i dont thx i speak english not jersey
a couple more new jersey stereotypes that i'd like to address:
fuck u we are not all tan half of my school is whiter than the majestic 17 feet of snow that we get every winter & we live right near the ocean
we don't all have six packs i mean the only thing boys at my school have are a six pack of soda
we don't have that ridiculous accent
WE ALL DONT KNOW fuckiN SNOOKI OR THE REST OF THE CAST OF THE JERSEY SHORE
this is molly btw hello yes i am also from jersey
i basically just added the last sentence because no! we! all! havent! met! the! cast! of! the! jersey! shore!
bye
