friends + boys

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 and by the gender of friends

i mean girls bc im pretty much avoided by boys

anyway like its just so irritating sometimes that when my friends invite me to go out

theres almost always somehow this boy that they like or are with coming along

like ok i understand that ur v much in love with one another

buT THAT DOESNT GIVE U THE RIGHT TO USE ME AS SOME EXCUSE FOR UR PARENTS TO LET U GO OUT AND TO HIDE THE FACT THAT UR ACTUALLY ON A DATE WITH UR BOYFRIEND 

and whats even worse is that like these friends leave u every chance they have

por ejemplo (why yes i do speak a bit of spanish)

i went out with one of my friends and ya well her boyfriend was there and it was alright with me bc she told me beforehand 

bUT THEN

BUT THEN

B U T  T H E N

the moment i sit my ass down in the cinema 

my friend goes like "oh i have to go to the bathroom"

then ofc im just like "oh ok"

anD THEN A FEW MINUTES LATER HER BOYFRIEND GOES LIKE "OH I HAVE TO GO TALK TO MY DAD ON THE PHONE"

WELL LISTEN HERE LOVER BOY U CANT FOOL ME WHEN UR BASICALLY COVERING UR OTHER MESSAGES WHICH ARE FROM MY FRIEND

like for fucks sake ppl just tell me if u wanna make out with each other

nOT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT CARRYING ALL THE POPCORN AND PRETZELS IN MY HANDS WHILE WATCHING A NEWLY AWAKENED GODZILLA 

but ok i got over the fact that they left me for a few minutes

oR SO I THOUGHT

they never came back 

nEVER

NOT UNTIL THE MOVIE ENDED

NOT UNTIL THE CREDITS WERE FINISHED

NOT UNTIL I WAS THE ONLY ONE IN THE DAMN CINEMA

NADA NOTHING 

I JUST FIND THEM BY THIS COUCH AT THE MALL CHILLIN

"ya lemme chill with my bby while my friend, who i used to actually get my parents' permission, watches godzilla in the theater"

well i hope u feel bad bc i fuCKING ATE THE POPCORN AND THE PRETZELS AND DRANK DAMN SODA WHILE U WERE SMOOCHING EACH OTHERS FACES OFF 

ok in short i just hate being used for boys by these beings i call "friends" 

good day

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